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Pac-Man Asked:
cant u manage worm in trouble scores? mysql fails once again?
The Pixel Answered:
I don't feel like it.
Pac-Man Asked:
is "eBay" a word or something?
The Pixel Answered:
It's an auctioning website. You can sell your possesions or buy stuff. Knifa made an auction system like eBay for BTP.
SouthX Asked:
May I buy a chocolate milkshake?
The Pixel Answered:
Only if you have the money
evaldusia Asked:
Do you feel sorry for those dead pixels on LCD monitors?
The Pixel Answered:
Not exactly. They frustrate people. But it's unfortunate that they never emit anything.
Anon Asked:
Who is this "lan" and why does he makes so many Partys?
The Pixel Answered:
Ian has no friends.
evaldusia Asked:
Could you answer a question without a dictionary what is emptiness?
The Pixel Answered:
It's a feeling that losers feel. It can cause despression.
Pac-Man Asked:
is this ask the blamer? yes? k lets ask something...
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The Pixel Answered:
You got the wrong number.
Pac-Man Asked:
how much is your iq? i mean, can i buy it?
The Pixel Answered:
My IQ is not for sale, rent or eBay.
evaldusia Asked:
I want you to answer some questions: What is emptiness?...What is reality?...What is death?...What is life?
The Pixel Answered:
Reality-
A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream
I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.
Death-
the cure for life
Life-
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
emptiness isn't defined yet.
Definitions from Urban dictionary.
evaldusia Asked:
I can't find Tower scheme does it exist?
The Pixel Answered:
Yes. Its somewhere on the internet. Try other worms league sites. Theres also a map pack that was compiled on the team17 site that contains it.
Pac-Man Asked:
What does the cow drink?
The Pixel Answered:
MILKSHAKE.
Anon Asked:
Can I Has Cheezburger?
The Pixel Answered:
Since you asked like that, no. You can have catnip.
SouthX Asked:
shud i start 2 talk liek dis? dus it maek me kewl?
The Pixel Answered:
no, mon. It makes ye numma de forla, mon.
SouthX Asked:
wen will ppl lern 2 talk propurlee?
The Pixel Answered:
Whenever the internet dies.
Anon Asked:
do you hate Pac-Man?
The Pixel Answered:
No, I feel sorry for him. He eats so much, when he goes to take a dump, it must be PAINFUL.
Anon Asked:
wat about global warming?
The Pixel Answered:
It's bad.
Anon Asked:
will da world come 2 an end?
"
when will it?
The Pixel Answered:
Yes. When the Sun decides it is our time to go out on our own.
WonderMelon Asked:
can you fart?
The Pixel Answered:
no. I dont have a bum.
SouthX Asked:

The Pixel Answered:
oh ffs get a life.
DYM.
Pac-Man Asked:
why 2048x1536? i know, you have always reasons why u said that!
The Pixel Answered:
The more the merrier, if you catch my drift...
RichUK1974 Asked:
I login, I then click SUBMIT FILE (from the left menu), I then get a prompt to "login" again and I am then faced with a page that has a google search feature and latest maps and some kind of POLL about super powers.
I only joined "Blame the Pixel" because a lot of people enjoy all the maps I created and host at night for 3 hours (US EASTERN TIME 11:00pm til 2:00am) and they all want a copy of my soundbank so they can here my own sounds made by my voice. Please help me upload my ZIPPED sounds folder, to BLAME THE PIXEL so others can use my soundbank if they wish. I am thinking about uploading my terrains/maps too, but at the moment, as I am the only one that hosts them, I get a ton of fellow wormers playing my games every night and it is a lot of fun 
Thanks in advance, I look forward to your reply, RichUK1974
The Pixel Answered:
Heres what you do. Copy your question and paste it into one of the Forums that best suits the topic you are talking about.
Pac-Man Asked:
guess my current screen resolution. 
The Pixel Answered:
2048x1536?
Pac-Man Asked:
Can i start to hate you?
The Pixel Answered:
It will cost you your life.
MilesPrower Asked:
Savez-vous oł se trouve la rue de la Paix?
(Do you know where is Peace Street?)
The Pixel Answered:
Speak properly.
invisible Asked:
WHY (the hell) get's EVERYONE but ME black backgrounds under their map- previews?
(there are worse issues in life, yes, but i hate stuff i can't understand )
The Pixel Answered:
Because you speak right english, mon.
Pac-Man Asked:
What the hell is OR? 
The Pixel Answered:
A logic gate. Other logic gates include AND, IF and BECAUSE. Spot the bogus one.
SouthX Asked:
Am I pretty?

The Pixel Answered:
I don't know if you're allowed to post that...
Pac-Man Asked:
HTML or IMG?
The Pixel Answered:
All three.
SouthX Asked:

The Pixel Answered:
It doesn't work that way.
SouthX Asked:
How dare he question your authority?
The Pixel Answered:
I don't know, but he will regret it. Pages: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175]          Donate to BlameThePixel:

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Your Comments: (show all 1223 comments)
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[05.05.08 08:26 AM]
lol?
[05.05.08 08:27 AM]
lol you fail
[05.05.08 10:40 AM]
pls dont hate me for that
[06.05.08 02:33 PM]
everybody hates you. Even if you didn't do anything
[07.05.08 07:40 PM]
lol sure
[08.05.08 10:54 PM]
[08.05.08 10:55 PM]
LOL
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