BlameThePixel!

Scotland, land of the brave etc. Ever been to glasgow? i think you'll need a translator...

Golly gosh, that is exciting! I can talk proper like.

HARD 2 READ TAXT AND AL IN CAPS!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL 12-YEAR-OLD AOL3R TYPE SO FAST U CAN READ WT SAYNG1!!!1111 OMG WTF TH3Y MAEK 2 MANY MISTAEKS AND ITS HARD 2 READ!11!1 WTF GOD LUK HAEV FUN1!1! OMG WTF LOL

Ever walked into town in the evening after 1 am? Well if not, experience the flavour of the language you could expect to hear if you were.

The dog & bone is ringing! Go to London speaking like this and you'll fit right in!*

*not a guarantee ;)

ye shalt speaketh in ye-olde english!
ye-olde english is ye authentic english!
ye shal speaketh like this!....forsooth!

Not American English. Proper English, the way English should be spoken ;-)

The language of the indigenous people of New Zealand.

If you're confuzzled because your text is a few portmanteau words short of compresensibility then swap your ancient scripts for the Bloop's good speak.

Arg? hello matey, you here to sail the seven seas? this language will be funny, for your "piraty" insults

just hold up one minizzle bizzle. Snoop needs some lovizzle, quizle!
Finally talk like the Big Snoop Dizzle and hit it off with all the bizzles

For example, instead of saying, "That dog is gonna bite my leg", you would say, "That furry shitball is gonna rip off my dick!"

Yes, my friend.

"Affirmative, my worthy colleague..."

Use your imagination. Then see how close you got to the up-tight officer.

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lo wht r u up 2? wud u lik 2 chng ur txt in2 sumtin shrt? do t ez wiv dis ting! luv me x x

The spanish language!

Brazilian League; there are LOADS of Worms players from Brazil, Portugal and other portuguese language speaking countries.

This wanguage is easy to weawn.

The original Cataniese language if u understand u are a Sicilian

Maj-eek cards pleeze! Does you watch the BladeBlade? I likes watchings televiseeeen. Trade cyards withz meee!

Ever wanted to know what annoying people actually mean by fuckfuckfuckyouratedmedownyoudickheadsuckitfuckfuckfuck! i will translate not that but some.

Translate that shorthand back into fullhand ;).

Moved from the 133tizer to here (the de-l33tiser should come too) so people can see the rules and access it easier.

Learn how to say simple things in the longest way possible.

Cnhgae all ltetrs aounrd in a wrod ecxpet the srtat and end ltetrs (Soduld siltl be esay to raed.)

For the suomen players. Lots of finnish dudes play Worm games.

Oui, oui viens-tu parler avec les bleus.
English not welcome :P

Hinger Dinger Dorgen!

I seem tu hefe a beet ooff a lisp!

It would be nice bec-
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