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The Book Of (P)roper Excuses

An old PBA favourite here, the book of proper excuses is a place where you can come and post the excuses propers are always making. Then you can rate the excuses that have been made. Those with ratings of 3 or above will be the ones which appear randomly on the front page. The rest of them will be left to suffer until their rating improves. So, think up some good excuses, and get your name in lights, or maybe just not very commonly seen pixels. hmm. oh well.

You have to be logged in to post a new excuse...

To rate an excuse, click on the star you want to give it. Due to the maths, you might not be able to see the change your ratings made, but it has made a difference, I assure you :D

If you've accidentally submitted it twice, click on "delete" by your excuse to remove it.

Order by: Per Page
<<Excuses 1-15 of 4653 >>
ExcuseAuthorRatingDel.
You just sayin dat cuz I'm black!SouthX
I'm trying to make something submitable for Worst. Shot. Ever. Also, don't tell them that it was intentional.TheAbdBoy
My brother just walked in on me having sex with my friend's sister.TheAbdBoy
I was trying to play with my xbox's controller, then suddenly my wii turned on, and my cellphone started to call.Saad
WAIT FOR MY TURN GUYS, I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!TheAbdBoy
You're supposed to rope? What is this business?!SouthX
Is that so.SouthX
"Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC. Hey Mac, I heard you're trying to play Worms Armageddon. How's that going?" "..." "What's that Mac? You're mouse doesn't have a right click button, so you can't select weapons?" "..." "Oh! I know, Mac's can't play PC games."TheAbdBoy
A transdimensional vortex opened up behind me, swallowing your girlfriend, about three pubic hairs, and perhaps more importantly my space bar.XTApocalypse
my granny came in and scared melolwut
I thought this button on front of my pc with a circle and a line is a spacebar...lolwut
Sry that I missed a turn... My keyboard was afk.Cuba.CZ
If I fail next turn Ill throw my cat trough the window! Few moment after that... Meaoooooooooooow!!desmodronic
Underused page.TheKax
My house isn't burning. I cuoldn't light the newspaper, I ran out of matches. Wait, I'll get more.TheKax
<<Excuses 1-15 of 4653 >>

Your Comments: (show all 283 comments)

[]SouthX Said:
you're a cat going thru the grater!
[09.09.07 03:53 PM]


[]SouthX Said:
oops :oops:
[09.09.07 03:53 PM]


[B]Pac-Man Said:
dont refresh the page^^
[21.09.07 12:21 PM]


[B]Pac-Man Said:
rioter stole one of my best excuses >.<
[28.11.07 12:58 PM]


[B]Pac-Man Said:
excuses.php.htm
[20.01.08 11:38 AM]


[]WilDWilDWest Said:
rioter is someone i know tell him to stop changin his name

[20.01.08 04:29 PM]


[]MilesPrower Said:
Pac-Man is a dumb who was banned because he spammed everywhere in BTP. Also his ratings were crap (like his excuses)
[29.05.08 05:26 PM]


[B]Pac-Man Said:
PLEASE WHAT?
[19.06.08 08:25 AM]


[]MilesPrower Said:
nothing..
[19.06.08 01:52 PM]


[]TheAbdBoy Said:
Lol, MilesPrower. What a cunt.
[16.10.09 01:45 AM]


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