The Book Of (P)roper Excuses
An old PBA favourite here, the book of proper excuses is a place where you can come and post the excuses propers
are always making. Then you can rate the excuses that have been made. Those with ratings of 3 or above will be the
ones which appear randomly on the front page. The rest of them will be left to suffer until their rating improves.
So, think up some good excuses, and get your name in lights, or maybe just not very commonly seen pixels. hmm. oh
well.
You have to be logged in to post a new excuse...To rate an excuse, click on the star you want to give it. Due to the maths, you might not be able to see the
change your ratings made, but it has made a difference, I assure you :D
If you've accidentally submitted it twice, click on "delete" by your excuse to remove it.
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| Excuse | Author | Rating | Del. |
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| Well I have had hard time this week, noticing no proper excuse anymore gets over two stars. | TheKax |     
 | | | Mental note: Press the spacebar, don't think about pressing it :P | Overlord9K |     
 | | | I won't go into detail, but I wasn't actually "sitting" on a chair during that turn. | Zippy |     
 | | | You just sayin dat cuz I'm black! | SouthX |     
 | | | I'm trying to make something submitable for Worst. Shot. Ever. Also, don't tell them that it was intentional. | TheAbdBoy |     
 | | | My brother just walked in on me having sex with my friend's sister. | TheAbdBoy |     
 | | | I was trying to play with my xbox's controller, then suddenly my wii turned on, and my cellphone started to call. | Saad |     
 | | | WAIT FOR MY TURN GUYS, I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT! | TheAbdBoy |     
 | | | You're supposed to rope? What is this business?! | SouthX |     
 | | | Is that so. | SouthX |     
 | | | "Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC. Hey Mac, I heard you're trying to play Worms Armageddon. How's that going?" "..." "What's that Mac? You're mouse doesn't have a right click button, so you can't select weapons?" "..." "Oh! I know, Mac's can't play PC games." | TheAbdBoy |     
 | | | A transdimensional vortex opened up behind me, swallowing your girlfriend, about three pubic hairs, and perhaps more importantly my space bar. | XTApocalypse |     
 | | | my granny came in and scared me | lolwut |     
 | | | I thought this button on front of my pc with a circle and a line is a spacebar... | lolwut |     
 | | | Sry that I missed a turn... My keyboard was afk. | Cuba.CZ |     
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Your Comments: (show all 283 comments)
you're a cat going thru the grater!
[09.09.07 03:53 PM]
oops
[09.09.07 03:53 PM]
dont refresh the page^^
[21.09.07 12:21 PM]
rioter stole one of my best excuses >.<
[28.11.07 12:58 PM]
excuses.php.htm
[20.01.08 11:38 AM]
rioter is someone i know tell him to stop changin his name
[20.01.08 04:29 PM]
Pac-Man is a dumb who was banned because he spammed everywhere in BTP. Also his ratings were crap (like his excuses)
[29.05.08 05:26 PM]
PLEASE WHAT?
[19.06.08 08:25 AM]
nothing..
[19.06.08 01:52 PM]
Lol, MilesPrower. What a cunt.
[16.10.09 01:45 AM]