NOOOOO!!! THE PIXXELL! - ZoGgEr!
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My keyboard sucks! - DrazzleBoD
My little brother bit off the F8 key! - Outlaw
I never play Propers. (Much credit to my m8 Tony) - Outlaw
Rope gives me Arthritis - Liberty
I sneezed and it 'lubed up' the keyboard - Pickleworm
House burned down and messed me up. - Pickleworm
I was busy reading Pickleworm's excuses - Bloopy
(heard this one yesterday) I suck so I'm gonna pratice bng on this map, you guys continue roping! - DrazzleBoD
Please excuse my brother's roping. ...Uh I'm your neighbour and I can see your brother out the window mowing the lawn. - Bloopy
This is the weirdest shoppa map I've ever seen - al2cane
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG I fell cause u made me - al2cane
damn this map is scary on 640 - odo
so much for tryin to play one handed - odo
there was a little spider on my wall!! - odo
I got bored with being 1337, I decided to practice falling believably. It's a lot harder. First to die wins gogogogo - al2cane
I'm trying to eat dinner here... - ZoGgEr!
I forgot to erm... brush my teeth. - Skel
I just roped with some loser and I must have caught the n00b! - Outlaw
Dave2k keeps throwing welsh sheep at me, breaking my concentration. - rz
I never moved on the rope, the pixels came up to meet me! - Bloopy
Any1 for a beer? - Plutonic
my dog ate my keyboard =\ - sAmMyJ
Sorry, what's the key to fire something from rope again? - ZoGgEr!
Chute?!? - ZoGgEr!
F7 // F8 // F9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - al2cane
....planned - HooBmAn
SHIT....IM BEING HACKED (actually an excuse by Mre) - HooBmAn
Shit my k/b isnt working when i type/rope... =( - JAMESBOND
well sorry bout that.... i found out my k/b is rusty ! - JAMESBOND
oh,i missed my turn,sorry i was playing worms - JAMESBOND
I ate too much pie. - Skel
Dont be lame nøøß! just cuz i *cough* own! :þ - JAMESBOND
stupid enter - al2cane
Im high :þ,weres my damn wørm again? & why are you hitting it with a pixel thing so i lose my turn somehow? - JAMESBOND
I lost my brain 2 years ago in a roller coaster ride... does that explain alot dear friend? - JAMESBOND
GRRRRRRRR,MwC members....you somehow used a secret trainer for mine sweepers inc. clan,s othat mine slipped its way upto me & *kabÔÖM!* i died..... you happy,ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JAMESBOND
My pet donkey was licking the keyboard and then my fingers slipped on my turn - Bloopy
Whats with this terrain? It trips you up. - Vegeta
odo said this "my colors are inverted..." honestly, my screen is like that 24/7 i own with it :) - TheKomodo
Sorry, but... Holly Valance just walked past my house naked, the whole street was looking, even the females ! - TheKomodo
Sorry, your mum was laughing and its funny. - TheKomodo
Leave me alone ! im having a bad hair day - TheKomodo
This keyboard cursed me years ago after i murdered its brother with my l337 tappage MWUahHAHa - TheKomodo
OK, ownage time !!! no honestly, IM TELLING THE TRUTH LAG LAG LAG OMFG LAG ! - TheKomodo
Komodo said my mum was laughing and I cried so hard I couldn't rope - Bloopy
Just reinstalled worms, forgot to change my resolution - Drazzle
oops a piece of cake fall under my space bar! - ronaldinho
heh! sister give me back the kb !!! - ronaldinho
Sorry hands are busy, Pamela took control - Liberty
Which one of you pressed my space bar!? - Lex
STRATEGY! - Lex
my monitor started laughing at me =( - Lex
It was the pixel! I swear! - Lex
Team17 coded WA like this: if(turn==Lex){wormfall++;} - Lex
This map has too much terrain on it. - Omega
whoops! I'm used to playing RRs - DarkOne
the teacher was walking close to my desk, so I had to minimize! - Lex
damn, my space key pressed itself - SupSuper
when i knocked my keyboard against my dimwitted brother's head, it pressed space - SupSuper
I'm too close to USA. - Lex
I gave you a chance =) - Partack
? - SupSuper
Only the intelligent suffer. - Lex
[fiZix] Noober level... I'm out of here (after screwing up all his turns) - DarkOne
hehehe .... worms..... - Omega
Ha! I see a toe. Look at the toe! =D - Lex
WA.EXE has called an invalid operation and will lose all turns - SupSuper
I was watching TV when a guy got hit by a coconut.. I laughed so hard I fell off the chair while my worm was flying through the air! - Oinkness
Damn, im being bit by these annoying mosquitoes! - OutOfOrder
I have blu-tack on my hands and its making the keys stick together... - Omega
I can't make fine roping while someone else is looking at me. Go away! - IceFriend
I have learned never to trust my cat to rope for me while I am busy. - Lex
I suddenly felt the urge to pick my nose - DarkOne
i was busy making up excuses for when i fell, and i lost concentration - Omega
I'm addicted to pain - Lex
I'm used to playing Liero! - Lex
MY FINGERS ARE MISSING!! AHHH!!! /me starts running around in circles - PhaZon
i didnt know i have a pet gorilla who liked to eat spacebar-shaped cookies, hmmm - PhaZon
aha! Its all going to plan... - Omega
i had a stroke - CousCous22
my kb found a utility crate and became invisible when i wasnt lookin - PhaZon
I'm not crazy, I'm an airplane! CRASH!!!!! - DarkOne
I was just showing you how you shouldn't rope - DarkOne
(used by M22xYugio1) Ahhh! Singing monkeys have invaded my head! Invasion! Invasion! Ahhhhhhhhhh! - CousCous22
i like decapitating worms - xBeeFCakEx
The space bar growled at me and I got scared. =( - Lex
got distracted by bright coloues on the erm ??? back of my hand.. Bloody ell too much 2 drink - addsy
Are you suggesting I should have cowed you? I was the leader! - Lex
I was going too fast; I forgot to breathe. - Lex
bumping into the land like that is a small prize too pay for the mad speed I got - DarkOne
I saw teflon use my excuse and I just couldn't carry on anymore - DarkOne
I didnt want to hurt the poor little thing, it look so harmless - Flash
just giving you a head start... you'll need it - DarkOne
after seeing DarkOne see me use his exuse, i just couldn't carry on anymore =D - tEfLoN
worms couldn't follow my moves and made up the part you saw... what actually happened: after 3 seconds the crate was collected and you lost 80 points by a well placed zook shot - DarkOne
i was so fast on my kb that my worm couldnt keep up wit me - xBeeFCakEx
Hey! This terrain is changing shape while i rope! - Omega
I was too busy thinking of an excuse to rope correctly - DarkOne
I was testing a roping bot I made while you were roping last turn. back to the drawing board, I guess... - DarkOne
I'm training my worm to be a stunt worm... he still has much to learn - DarkOne
Everythings moving - xBeeFCakEx
I'm better at 4am - DarkOne
ANuclearBombExplodedAndTheElectromagneticPulseShutdownMySpacebar!TheRestStillWorks - DarkOne
my cat ran over my kb - Arcade
the sun on my screen is still annoying - Arcade
windows solitaire got jealous and turned off my space bar! it's ok now tho - Suspision
I got destracted by a fiction of my imagination - Suspision
I'm so evil it hurts - The Pixel
Well, there was this racoon you see... - ReadMe
I can't do EVERY turn right, can I? - DarkOne
why don't YOU try roping with a chinese kb? - Suspision
what I wouldn't give for opposable thumbs... - DarkOne
My monkey bit me! - The Pope
*at 4 am* damn! a salesman knocked at my door! - DarkOne
i missed my turn bcoz the americans think i have some oil, and i was busy machine-gunning they're fighters that are bombing me. - NerV
I was getting aroused by a shampoo commercial - CousCous22
i accidently slipped and broke all the bones in my hand so i can't rope very well now. - NerV
my p.c couldnt have the resolution that was set in the worms2 game so the moniter exploded - NerV
Y'argh, I got abducted by aliens for, um, 15 seconds... - ZoGgEr!
too busy wondering if ZoGgEr!s aliens were from Zantar 25 as well - DarkOne
some traditions never die - DarkOne
whoops! got destracted by a shiny object! oooooo, shiiiiiiiiiny - Suspision
worms crashed! but I logged in so fast you didn't even notice I was gone - Suspision
[some communist] winning is for capitalist pigs, I'm playing for a draw - DarkOne
I was attacked by a massive bleeding in my head! I spontaneously cured just now - DarkOne
STOP LOOKING AT ME! - DarkOne
look! a distraction! *falls* - DarkOne
my CDrom drive spontaneously ejected my WA cd at 50 speed and cut of my head - Suspision
the greek god Zeus suddenly appeared in my room and fired a bolt of lightning at my spacebar which made it not work. - NerV
my space wasnt working... wait a minute isnt the "n" key the space bar? - xBeeFCakEx
pffft....you call that a fall? - XenoX101
Woops, wrong game - XenoX101
You think your so good don't you... I'd like to see you spin off the wall and do a handstand on the ground - XenoX101
Bah! I don't care if you don't believe me, My worm has rabies dammit! - XenoX101
My other personality wanted me to lose so he let go of the rope - XenoX101
Whew, I just came back from another dimension which I got sucked into when my turn started - XenoX101
Well, someone had to do it! - XenoX101
I'm sorry, my worm doesn't speak english. - XenoX101
I recently got 2 hand transplants. They aren't working properly - XenoX101
I will never underestimate superstition again. - XenoX101
Ahh crap. Stupid cheap prosthetic finger... - Annelid
I ran out of caffeine a while ago and my brain just realized I've been giving it a cheap brand of paint thinner for the past 3 hours. Please excuse me while i convulse freakishly. - Annelid
BRB! POTTY TIME! - Annelid
i cant wate to get rid of these pebles stuck to a board to a reel kb! - SEMISKROOD
I was trying to rush it, cause I got a plane to catch. MOVE MOVE MOVE! - DarkOne
i just got my finger trapped in my food processor. better rush off to the doctors. cya. - Conca
My Leg got chewed off by a crazed Bikini Model - Swordgator
there! now u at least have a chance to win. - Annelid
whoops... jesus was tickling my neck. - Annelid
<-- master of fall damage... fear me - DarkOne
my rope is not as long as yours so i cant do tricks - xkillAx
aaaugh! my ugly reflection on the monitor scared me! - rambo_6
There was a robbery yesterday and they stole my prized F8 key and my space bar!!! So ill jump... - C1
Sadam dropped biological weapons so I kinda missed my turm cuz I kinda, like, DIED - CousCous22
I was distracted while looking at CousCous lame excuses - C1
Its not my fault the game is lagging!!! Does anyone know why. I only have ICQ, MSN, 9053 porn and worms sites open, downloading ever map avalible online, KaZaA and on there im download 9 movies, installing worms world party, Worms 4D(shh its a secret) and pop ups keep minimizing worms :P - C1
*Hello. Im not in right now, so this is my answering machine instead. Please make your move after the tone. BEEP* - Omega
I created a clone but it seemed i mixed up my proper with a NOOB!!! And so i let the n00b play since i thought he was a proper but he sucked. So for the record that wasnt me it was the n00b. OMG he just cowed. What kind of monster did i make...:'( - C1
NO! THE WINDOWS EVIL BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH APPEARED AND MADE ME LOOSE MY TURN! Damn Windows 98... - Evil Pixel
just vote 5 for this one you hippy - Annelid
...and that was how my pappy lost the great tournament of '98. - Annelid
there was a yellow pudding munky man who sent the corn pie potatoe to the elder fish stick who sent him on a quest to enter the butterfly's cave to retrieve the golden giraffe from within the grasp of the submarine like orange peel whom, upon entering the amorpheus atmosphere, found he could no longer inhale the corn filled beef wine glasses with the fliet mignon musical cheese forks - Annelid
[DarkSanta] Pff, i am a hobo playing from library - what do you expect? - IceFriend
I didn't mean to cow, the cookie just teleported onto my sb - Quasi Qubit
QuasiQubit said the word 'cookie' and so I got hungry and got one. missed my turn =/ - DarkOne
C1s declaration of armageddon upset my roping - DarkOne
my horoscope warned me about this - DarkOne
Warning: getropeError: Unable to open '' for reading. in /home/virtual/site35/fst/var/www/html/editprofile.php on line 69 - Meiapaul
stop moving the roof! - Meiapaul
my dog ate my keyboard! - mtlAngelus
OMG a robber just stole my moniter. - BloodE
Well ya see...there a perfectly good explanation for this.....it all starts when OMG THERES A RABID FERRET RIGHT BEHIND YOU*runs* - BloodE
You call this an RR? It doesn't even have the word "Start" on it! - TheAbdBoy
look at that behind you! its someone with a gun! (/me runs away) - Meiapaul
Lesson of the day: Never attempt to boom race a proper... - TheAbdBoy
If I would just stop pressing my space button alot, it wouldn't have poked my eye out... - TheAbdBoy
I heard the intro music of Wingcommander so I had to fall to the ground, twitching and with foam in my mouth - DarkOne
I was aroused by my lampshade - Thor
I'm schizophrenic and started using a keyboard that was only there in my imagination - DarkOne
What spilling rootbeer on your sb doesn't make it work faster? - Quasi Qubit
oops! sorry, i was trying to kiss my elbow. do you know it's impossible? - Evil Pixel
Sorry, I was busy writing proper excuses - Annelid
Ever feel that's someones watching you? - TheAbdBoy
AAAAAAAH!! Samara just came out of my TV!! - TheAbdBoy
My keyboard is french, what do you expect? - Meiapaul
Shhhhh!! I think I hear a pixel running away from the map - TheAbdBoy
:insert the excuse you would believe most here: - mtlAngelus
Oh my god! the pixels! they're jumping out of the screen, aarhhhhhhhhgggggggg theeyrs dsa killieng masdaeereeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeeee - Thor
sorry... someone just crashed a buick into my house - Annelid
i dont have a keyboard! - Dumazz
ok, something really really bad happened here, and i can tell you, it wasn't me! - Evil Pixel
/anon it was my fault, not [insert your name here]!!!! er... oh, wait, it didn't work... *whistle* - Evil Pixel
My USB keyboard port got disconnected and I thought it was lag. - The Pope
actually, i kicked your ass, but you were so drunk you didn't noticed. Btw, you seem really annoyed, hehe - Evil Pixel
Hey! Look! Breasts! BRB! - The Pope
my spacebar doesn't work anymore. oops! i mean, myspacebardoesn'tworkanymore. - Thor
excuse - Evil Pixel
I have lost the will to live and there-fore will not lie and I admit I am crap. PSYCHE! - The Pope
Check the The Book Of (P)roper Excuses and pick one - Evil Pixel
stop hypnotizing my worms =/ - DarkOne
i saw a squirrel... - Evil Pixel
Sun Tzu lesson 6: When strong appear weak, it's going just as I planned... *Q Evil Laugh* BWahahaha!!! - Turtle
That's the last time I listen to ol' Ben Kenobi! Close my fuckin' eyes indeed... ...Bastard... - Turtle
How come i keep hitting you with ninja rope and you dont die?! - Thor
gaah damn poxel! (worms3 excuse) - Bloopy
speed of light lag... i just couldn't see it any faster sorry - Bloopy
gah so much screen lag on this old machine... next time i won't steal my computer from the museum - Bloopy
normally i rope better than this... but how do u expect me to do any good when i'm not playing a bunch of newbs? - Bloopy
my worm poked his eye out! - Dumazz
why don't we have holy handgrenades???? - DarkOne
no hablo inglés! - Evil Pixel
Nobody's voting in the Fictoleague anymore, so I don't have to try anymore - DarkOne
OUCH! i hurt my knee @ my desk cuz i was in a hurry on way back from kitchen with my cup of coffee - Arcade
well it didn't look like a mine - Oreios
I thought mine fuse was 3 secs! - Oreios
I'm a cow doing what cows do best - cowing. Moo. - Oreios
I was busy thinking of an excuse - Oreios
you may be leading now, but just before the end, I'll do a spell so we switch health points! - DarkOne
I'm trying to get some injuries, so I can sue Team17 for causing it - DarkOne
wtf is afr? - n00bie
The guy from PC world told me not to use my monitor as a punchbag... - Thor
(P)ropers are so boring I fell asleep during my turn. - Quasi Qubit
sooo u press f1 then tap space over and over? - Dumazz
i ain't drunk!1!!1!!1!111 - TheAbdBoy
joy to thw world, barneys dead - TheAbdBoy
I was trying a new strategy: screwing up so bad that you would be incapable of playing on because of the massive laughter. is it working? - DarkOne
Sorry, I was picking the Evil Pixel's Nose - TheAbdBoy
Im trying to make safe roping..and first rule of safe ropers - you cant fall from the floor! - IceFriend
my dog ate my spacebar... and my homework, too! - rambo_6
if I do too many great turns in a row, I explode. So I just screwed up on purpose to avoid that - DarkOne
sorry, my gramma wanted to try playing for one turn - rambo_6
why are there bugs crawling all over my kb? - n00bie
I accidentally dug an axe in my keyboard, because space failed a few games ago - DarkOne
ooooh, so THAT's what spacebars do... - rambo_6
sorry, but i worship the almighty Ashphault god, and i had to give him a hug - rambo_6
sorry, i ran out of toilet paper so i used my keyboard - rambo_6
thats a negative on that orbit trajectory - rambo_6
sorry, i was polishing the spacebar a bit too hard - kamikazee
roper?!? i thought this was BnG!!! - rambo_6
don't worry, my worm took diving lessons - rambo_6
im not a n00b im a...... *runs away* - kamikazee
Undo move! Undo move! - rambo_6
Leno is on... must...continue...roping... - n00bie
Too much sugar. - Lyndon
Oh sorry I was busy adding excuses on BTP... - BloodE
Ihadadreamyesterdaythatthespacebarwouldkillmeifipusheditagainthereforeican'trope - n00bie
why do you guys keep saying that i use mad cows well, there are none here and i just used a bazooka - n00bie
I had to throw my monitor out the window because someone was trying to get in my house. - SPAZ
My dog ate the keyboard - Blinx
There wasn't a socket for the monitor plug so i went round to my neighbor's house and plugged in there. I then got one of those nifty rare 400m monitor extension cables and plugged connected the computer in my bedroom to the monitor in my neighbor's study. I then set up a series of mirrors that led out of my bedroom, down the stairs, through the door, down the driveway, up my neighbor's garden path and then a really cool convex lens that bent round into the upstairs window so that i could see the monitor from my bedroom. The reason that i lost control halfway through my roping was because a flock of Robins started diving at the mirrors because they were reflecting images of my roping worms everywhere. It was a good attempt though and I've also just noticed that socket expansion set next to the computer... - kikumbob
Sorry, I'm busy playing WA - TheAbdBoy
im skitzofrenic so the pixel came out of the screen and started following me around and i got scared - Thor
My GL generator was hooked up backwards. :( - Quasi Qubit
My worm is related to the ground. - Blinx
My glass eye feel out! - The Pope
OMG! They killed Kenny! You Bastards!! - Evil Pixel
My worm's wife left him today and so he ended up looking down to the bottom of a Bud. Today he woke up with a hangover. As you can see he hasn't quite recovered fully from his divorce or the alcohol or the zook you hit him with last turn. Shame on you. Shooting a worm when it's down. Disgrace! - The Pope
Sorry, sisters! You can't control them. Hey!? Is that my worm with 1 health? Crap! - The Pope
The One ring corrupted my worm. - Blinx
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get on the computer. Give me some slack! - Blinx
GO PIKACHU!!!! WAIT THIS ISN'T POKEMON!?!?!? - Blinx
Errr...look over there! *runs* - Blinx
I was buisy trying to comprehend the meaning of life - CousCous022
Don't blame me, / didn't do it! - CousCous022
I thought you were dead!! - TheAbdBoy
Space!! wait a sec, i changed the controls. ALT!! - TheAbdBoy
When i press F8, my computer reboots. - DeathBringer
Bungee in a gun? No? Oooops - The Pope
My worm didn't fall, the rest of the world moved up. Honestly. - tundraH
The window cleaner was looking at my worms as though I was mad and he put me off... - SPAZ
but i sunk an enemy worm! (says when killed 5 team mates) - DeathBringer
must obey hypnotoad... - XxPYROxX
meh. I haev become a Budhist and don't believe in posessions and so I'm going to chuck this PC out of the window. - The Pope
Obey teh dodo! i won didnt I? - The Pope
ummm i suck ass. - Jimbo
Oh, was it a rope, I thought it was a huge dick! - Jackbob
u win again gravity!!!! - XxPYRO!xX
I let go of the rope because I heard it was made of Pube Hair. - The Pope
I have given up on rope. I'm gonna use a broomstick now. - The Pope
i saw this amazing excuse on blamethepixel so i crashed deliberatly to use it. But i cant remember it now. :( - Jay
Can u SHUT UP? Im trying to think of a goddamn excuse here!!!>:( - xRRHxScaroow
::P::I::X::E::L::S:: ::R:: ::F::U::C::K::I::N::G:: ::E::V::E::R::Y::W::H::E::R::E:: ::W::O::U::L::D:: ::S::O::M::E::1:: ::P::L::I::Z:: ::B::L::A::M::E:: ::T::H::E:: ::F::U::C::K::I::N::G:: ::P::I::X::E::L::!::!::!:: ::T::H::I::S:: ::I::S:: ::F::U::C::K::I::N::G:: ::G::A::Y::!::!::!:: - Purewormowns
mother fokin blackouits - Purewormowns
well my worms was on heroin and they though that the CLOUDs were ROOFS wtf - Purewormowns
WAKE UP!! NOOB!! ....... or is it my turn???? - Purewormowns
The Pope fell over and cut off my ADSL - Bloopy
oops i r have being remove me cookie from teh floppy drive - Bloopy
The toilet plunger stuck to my forehead was distracting me - Bloopy
Cletus, don't touch my keyboard, no Cletus NO! BAD REDNECK! - Bloopy
left hand:playin game cube-------------right hand:writin home work-------------mouth: eatin popcorns--------ears: listening to metallica-------nose: smelling farts from somewhere--------eyes: lookin at the tv --------- brain : my turn??? wtf - Purewormowns
i do need pentium 2 or better - Purewormowns
pos! (check the btp dictionary to see what it is) - TheAbdBoy
Oh yes, lets all make fun of the CRIPPLE! I'de like to see u shadow using nothing but your forehead!!! - OPTiSSiMUS
One must go 2 the bathroom two relese the tension..arr thats better - xXNeBoShXx
there wass a evil litle pixel in the way - the sCorPion
i tested the mud to see if it was soft enogh - the sCorPion
i got another dancing naked woman virus! - XxfuzzballxX
*cough*noob*cough* hu w8 that was me ,,|,,(*_*),,|,, - XxfuzzballxX
all my excuses r too lame so i wont bother..... - Purewormowns
ok theres a pixel floating about and i crashed into it ! ouch!!! - Purewormowns
The worms made me horny... Those little pink wieners! - SPAZ
No, no, no. That's just an optical illusion. - Dingbats
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Ya' missed ya' turn! OH SHIT THAT WAZ ME! - Matt
my,space,bar,is,broken,so,i,cant,rope,right - Knifa
Why worms get damage for fall and not for hit your head while in rope? Why in proper weapons go to underwater and worms no? Why I always lose? - Kosonome
gtg my wife is on heat - SMACK
After much roping on this map, the top of the border is wearing away with rope shots. - The Pope
*changes subject* "Did you know that a pixel is made up of 500, 000 atoms?" - SPAZ
My grandma commented on my hair style and said it looked like wolverine's from x-men and I had several thoughts which distracted me for a whole 15 seconds. Here were my thoughts: Why was my granny watching x-men? She didn't have her glasses on. She could of fancied wolverine and then got horny for me. Then my turn was over. - SPAZ
My doctor says that too much winning is bad for my system - Thor
I'm a hairy beast - Dingbats
too busy feeding the worms.... - littlemuse
There was a MySQL error. - Dingbats
i was hitting SPAZ for his crap excuse below this one! - XxfuzzballxX
Marry Christmas all! =) =) =) And happy new, OH is it my turn?? - xRRHxScaroow
agh!thedamnspacebuttonisstuck! - Striker
my dog ate my homework so i ate him. now i have indegestion - psymon
No Michael Jackson im trying to rope >_< - xl2atx
/anom U R ALL CHEATERS **** oh sh*t i spelt anon wrong didnt I? ..... - Docta_Shade
Sorry, I just thought I'd let my worm get a little exercise by skipping. Skipping is very good exercise. Remember to always have your worms skip for 15 seconds everyday. If your having problem remembering how long, skip in a Proper. Your worms will thank you for it! - Glenn
What? Oh, my house is burning down. ... Yes, I'm still in it, I must have at least 3 minutes before I suffocate from carbon dioxide poisoning. So come on, get a move on, today is a good day to die! - Glenn
adfuhai;eghi;ahufjukjdafjdghaikfgadfjkghnSTOP THAT BROTHElksdifao;fdiahIOR idfo;audso;i!!!!!!ospghj Sorry, my brother wants to play Bob the Builder - xSKATEx
So you can fire the rope again in mid-air???? Why don't people tell me these things... - Snipper
I... I was just trying to... *connection lost* - Zippy
"Particle Man, Particle Man, does whatever a particle can. What's he like, it's not important.. Particle Man. Is he a duck, or is he a speck? And when underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows... Particle Man' -They Might Be Giants 'Particle Man' - Glenn
I got so pissed that I hit my computer stand and it broke inward, so all the items slid down and clamped my nuts... - Zippy
[pro]: gl hf [me]:DON;'T INSULT MY INTELIGENCE *switches off computer* - SPAZ
Officer, I swear it wasn't my fault. I'm telling you, I was doing 30 in a 35 zone, when suddenly a wall uncourteusly pulled out in front of me. He then proceded to stop directly in my path, causing a crash. See, you should be ticketing him instead of me. - Glenn
How do I play? - Matrix
FRIDAY THE 13TH today. It's Bad luck day. I also Broke a mirror, walked under a ladder, put new shoes on the table, opened an umbrella in the house, black cat crossed my path and.... shamed the devil so... ya know... - SPAZ
Proper is gay, don't play it, it deforms your penis. - RPharazon
sry, i was playing wiht my optical mouse. oh the colours it makes - HarrY
You see... i have a cordless keyboard and so my spacebar reacts like 10 seconds to late - The candy Man
i saw a toenail :D - TikkiGod
FFS I Kicked my ingrown toenail again! *falls off rope soon after* - FutureWarrior
you know, you just cant tell when there is a splinter on these downloaded proper maps where your worm can have a stubbed toe on... - matrix_online
My life is flashing before my monitor - BloodE
Gee... maybe I should try Final Fantasy instead... - Glenn
Away Message for 'Blinx': Solving World Hunger (Busy) - Blinx
So proper doesn't mean "Propel Rope Obesely Pinging off Every Rock"? - Thor
I swear, the adhesive on the end of my rope is coming off! - matrix_online
OH FUCK!! MY NOSE IS BLEEDING!!!! - DeathBringer
MOM, FOR THE LAST TIME.. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER! - bagz
I'm on a plane using one of those wireless dealies and we encountered turbulence for 15 seconds! - RPharazon
Message pops up while play worms: "Sorry your keyboard cannot be found, press F1 to retry or press F2 to abort." - SPAZ
OSOD! OSOD! ORANGE SCREEN OF DEATH MAN! ARG! - MrrLL
::opens dik drive:: Ohh.... thats where my pop-tart went to....... - xSKATEx
Ninja ropes: 20$...Parachutes: 10$... Membership proving ur not a noob: 50$... Falling on ur ass in less than 10 seconds of the game: priceless... there are somethings u cant buy, but for everything else, theres BTP card - xXBioFusionXx
oh crap! theres goes my sandwich all over the keyboard! - pathetic_runt
Damn 32760x32600 propers... - EvilWeevil
*right before opponent attacks* HOLD ON! im calling my worm's health insurance office! WHAT?! THE LINE'S BUSY?!*BOOM* ....... to late - jakl
my girlfriend jumped on me and kissed the daylight out of me - xXBioFusionXx
I fell after you did, so you wouldn't feel left out - Zippy
Urgh, My worm shouldnt have ate that dirt cookie - MrrLL
"Brb, mums coming so i gotta hide all teh pr0n" - XxfuzzballxX
ok noobs, i mean players. to activate the superspeed cheat, u press alt and f4... - xInsanityx
someone told me to press F12 twice, then hit space. - VisioN
I went to the toilet for a piss, then the toilet grabbed my penis and said "NEVER piss in here again! I'm TIRED OF IT!". Then I had a long conversation with the toilet and my toilet banned me so i can't piss anymore! Now you know how do i feel... ah damn haven't pissed for 5 days!!!! - xEViLxCAtx
i am actually really, really good, I am top in nation , i just dont feel like playing with you n00bs, ur not worthy of witnessing my superior skillz - xSKATEx
Did I Just Win? - Runt
Computer: $800. DSL Connection: $30. Worms: $10. Getting the hell beat out of you online and off: priceless. - Glenn
i am far-sighted. if i move 5 metres back, i can see perfectly, i cant reach the keyboard. so there i sat staring at the grim massacre of my worms, helplessly unable to move due to my eyeball malfunction... - xInsanityx
Just checking if u forgot the border! - xShutdownx
I'm making an advert for pampers! - xShutdownx
while i was roping: the tv started flashing, and oozing out water, te phone rang and the dude said 7 dayz, i started to nosebleed (though i took no notice), i choked on string, a horse chased me, my tree went on fire, i fell in a well, a dudette climbed out of my tv and i was dead in 7 days. this is the reason why i my worm makes sudden jerks on the rope and fall off. also i have no idea how i typed this up if i am dead? - xInsanityx
Gravity Test! (*OW!*) Check..... - Glenn
You think I lack skills? Well I've got news for you! I HAVE NO SKILLS!!! - Glenn
It, it wasn't my fault. I, I had a flat tire, the nearest gas station was 100 miles away, then the car got stolen, an, an old friend rode into town, there was an avalanche, a hurricane, massive earthquakes and eruptions, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! - Glenn
whoa! my worm was falling then suddenly a red and blue-ish figure came and my worms was on the ground safe! there was a note saying: your friendly neighbour spider-man! - xInsanityx
I was strolling through the park one daaaaaay, In the merry merry month of Maaaaaay, I was taken by surpriiiiiise, By a Holy Hand Greniiiiiide, whilst strolling through the park one (Hallelujah!! *BOOM!*) - Glenn
I was soaring through the air, with the greatest of ease, and then there was this wall... - Glenn
Oh you mean worms CAN'T swim!? - Khuzad
error:"spacebar.buffer_overflow" - Muhaha
TWF YOUR WORM IS WALKING BACKWORDS *passes out* ~2 minutes later~ Hey what happened? I won? LOL - SPAZ
Someone replaced my contact cleaner fluid with glue, so now I can't shut my eyes. They're all dried up now, and I can't see very well. - Glenn
yay - Dingbats
Well, as soon as my turn ended, I sprinted to the kitchen to make a ham and cheese sandwich. Well, everything went allright, and as I was nearing my computer, my turn came up. Then I tripped, and the plate and ham sandwich crashed through my monitor. It took me exactly... 15 seconds to fix the monitor so I could play again. And it took me another 30 to type this explination out for you. - Glenn
i was minimized and didnt knew i even ran w:a, got into ag, hosted a proper and started a game. - DeathBringer
Answering Machine: Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, due to the fact that I'm getting pwned on wormnet. Please leave a message at the sound of the anguished cry. AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!! - Glenn
*hears Teletubbies song* OMB MY FAVORITE SHOW!!!!!1 *runs to look and comes back* it was a commercial :( *Out of time!* - xEViLxCAtx
So this wasn't a recording ? - Falkra
By falling last time, i won a 100$ bet! - DeathBringer
I was sure that this crazy glue would hold me... - DJ Canada
I was seeing how many times I can hit my worm against the wall before it got brain damage. - C1
I'm so l33t I gave you a heart attack which caused your pace-maker to send high frequency electrical pulses through my modem, thus crashing my l33t machine. Damn j00. - SPAZ
RIP spacebar - Muhaha
What? No "hit the ground before attack" rule? ... ooops... - Muhaha
I cloudnt find spacebar. - Muhaha
Haha.. now Im last! - Muhaha
Very basic chat, no webcam support, and what are those cartoons down there ??? - Falkra
0mFg n00 my l3et is wearing off, losing smarts.. me get mor.. dumer...smarts goo bie bie.. - Zippy
I saw that on Jackass last night... - Glenn
Mcafee accidentally thought Worms Armageddon was a virus. :P - Sonicrazy
Did you just see that? My worm defied the laws of gravity! He was on the ground and he fell! - SPAZ
Did you know my worm is competeing in the men's diving event in the Olympics? He was practicing his dive for the Olymipics just now. - TheAbdBoy
I was SO EXCITED THAT IT WAS MY GO and i wet myself and missed my turn - M-A-S-T-A
I have absolutley no idea what I'm doing here. - kikumbob
Sorry, I was off bidding on "leet skills" in the auction. - DJ Canada
Someone stole my rope! - SPAZ
Well now you know why nobody wants to play me. - SPAZ
THERES BUTTER ON MY FACE!!! - Kill The Cow
n00b+worm+rope=disaster - PsychoFreak
So many n00bs. So little time.... - PsychoFreak
I'm not falling. I'm flying with style! - PsychoFreak
Its really difficult to win and sooo easy to lose, you should try it sometime! - kikumbob
zogger tried to shoot me when I asked him if he wanted on of my pies.. - kikumbob
Myspacebarisbroken.... - PsychoFreak
I lost my head! No really it's rolling along the floor right now. - Swordgator
I apologize if I suddenly stop in the middle of a turn, I've got Alzeheimer's... HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS!?!??! - Glenn
RAAR! *breaks keyboard in half* - Sonicrazy
It wasnt my fault! You kept launching those horrible weapons at my worms! - kikumbob
My lags accidentally stopped and i've just couldn't adapt to the gravity rules. - DeathBringer
If you are not 100% irony compliant, please disregard the last turn. - Glenn
We have met the enemy, and it is us. - Glenn
I play better when people aren't looking at me. I swear! - PsychoFreak
I forgot to change the resolution, it's about 3000x3000 now... microworms. - DeathBringer
Some dude hacked into...my leg and it really hurts! - kikumbob
I wanted a challenge, so I turned my monitor upside-down. - BoogaTech
I never gave him a clearance to land :/ - Thnikkaman
hole in one, HOLE IN ONE!!!!... uh... what are you playing? - jonathan
i'm being paid to do this - jonathan
It's because you touch yourself at night. - TheAbdBoy
i can't afford a mouse - Khuzad
oh damn see thats what eatingf mcdonalds does 2 u - insanitoon
this is hard to play on linux!!! - jonathan
i called my worm a lazy good for nothing and he got pissed off and is trying to make me lose - Roy
didnt i say i was going to play this game blindfolded, hopping on one leg whilst having my hands tied round my back and trying to cook my dinner? - kikumbob
someone told me that a bottle of martini helps you to play worms - kikumbob
The more I fuck up, the more surprised you'll be when I win. - Indi
Sorry, I just got pregnant, it kind of distracted me. - Indi
I was trying out my new invention. By connecting this ere lead to the computer graphics card and this other lead to the CPU, I can tramsmit the information of pain through this wire and into my brain. It worked, the problem was that my worm broke both its hands when you shot it first. Then it died and exploded itself. I was flung backwards into the opposite wall. Next time, I wont use that. - kikumbob
I'm French - Indi
I couldnt use the rope because of a viratical uncalulated impatuity which made the extramal sophisticatedly combust into a sceptical .gr tag, which meant I missed the piece of land and my worm fell - kikumbob
My music stopped for 15 seconds, I can't play without music - Runt
I tried to get my worm to do one of those 360 degrees triple backflips ending in a smart landing on two legs. It didnt work, espeically the ending. - kikumbob
uhm... I like... forgot to win? - Dingbats
Sorry, my worm has vertigo... - Glenn
Oh thats was a mine. I thought it was a roper landing pad... - kikumbob
who the fuck are you, thinking you can judge him like that, hes just a poor defensless worm... unless of course your talking to me, are you talking to me, cuz if you are ima gonna hafta open ups can of wo--- shit i missed my turn... *mashes hands on keyboard* - split
omg hitler wins!??NOOOOOOO - insanitoon
All the buttons in my keyboard jumped out and ran away. - EvilWeevil
My brother ran in and jammed his thumb up my ass. - IcePacks
The Rock came and took my worms world party cd, dusted it off, put it sideways, and stuck it straight up my candy ass. By the time i got it out my turn had ended. - YourFreakinHero
I had to have an even number on WhatPulse - split
Worms is for geeks with no life. Now, chess! Thats riveting, that is! - kikumbob
dam...This worms game is hard to steer!!! - bitle
Akuryou13 asked me to make a decent excuse. - TheAbdBoy
50 Cent wanted to take me to the Candy Shop - TheAbdBoy
I picked my worm up from the mental institution and i guess he forgot worms cant fly. its very sad you know. - ShootMe
The worm was drunk - Silvercan
Bleh... i didn't like that worm anyway... - Error404
OMG, why did you put 15 seconds and health crates in a shopper! - Pioneer322
I can only make up good excuses in game situation. - TheAbdBoy
There was a fly on my screen, and I made a swipe at it with my flyswat. Sadly, it moved just in time, and I swatted my worm instead. - EvilWeevil
tada! :D - Pioneer322
Sorry bout that but my finger is currently up my nostril - Tha Roper
i was making a sandwich - billynizzle
What's a worm? - Simski
I was hungry... I had no food at home... so I ate my hand... didn't realise how hard it was to push the spacebutton with my left hand. - Simski
Therewasakeyboardkeyeatiingmonsterandheissofullsohecanonlyeat2keys.Heatemyf8andmyspacebar - Sal0k1n
The crate had a sticker with "Do Not Open Till Xmas" written on it - Runt
My excuse was a guy named Philicko, he is a keyboard stealer. I bought a new one like 3 weeks ago and then he went and stole my keyboard. Luckily, he dropped a map to his keyboard-stealing factory lair. There, I saw a pile of keyboards EVERYWHERE!! Then, Philicko found me and said "once i steal all of the keyboards, i will rule all of WWP!!! *sinster laugh* So, i grabbed one of the keyboards and use my roping skills on him. (he was a lag so this took a LONG time) He lost. He exploded. I took the best keyboard i could find. I returned all of the keyboards. I went home. I ate a sandwich. I took a s**t on the "throne". I back on the comp. The game ended. - Sal0k1n
I was using one of those plug-and-play steering wheels - kikumbob
Some punk tied my worms shoe-laces together. - ShyGuy
So that's what this white flag thingy does! - JT673
The brownies would've burned... - Spleet
The only reason I' m playing this game is to get rid of my anger which came from the fact that Spider-Man did not appear in the Ultimate Showdown. - TheAbdBoy
I got really annoyed because kikumbob used the same excuse twice and got 5 stars both times so I shot him. Violence is the way to go people! - EvilWeevil
I got really annoyed because EvilWeevil claims I used the same excuse twice, but infact I accidently deleted it and had to type it out again so I got up, pulled the bullet out of my chest and through it back at him. It got lodged in his brain. recent attempts to take it out have resulted in the collapsing of his head...which is why I lost? - kikumbob
you call me cow? I call you pig and i will call you duck.. - Sal0k1n
Why? Tune in next time to find out - HomingPigeon
Sorry, I was wearing boxing gloves.. - Sal0k1n
I was told we could use Pokemon in the game. I'm trying to capture your worm. - TheAbdBoy
The computer was in my way dammit! - kikumbob
It looks like another one of my inventions has just backfired. I had finally finished my creation of Hyper-dense milk, packed ten cartons in the fridge and poured out a bit for me to taste whilst I played worms. Imagine the scene: The glass of hyper-dense milk, unstable as it is, suddenly explodes out of the glass and goes everywhere. I suddenly relise that this milk can only be in a hyper-dense state for a short amount of time and do a Mission impossible run over to my fridge. I get there just in time to see the metal buckle outwards. Swearing, I tun like hell down our very narrow, very long coridor as the fridge explodes like a detonater and milk fills the corridor, smashing down towards me at a horrible pace. I run as fast as I can and them jump for my life as it slams into my back, throwing me through the window and on to a conveniently placed bouncy castle where my neighbor's son was having his tenth party. The milk bashes down one of the walls of my house and soaking everything. By the time I had cleaned up everything, rebuilt the wall and bought a new fridge and milk glass, my turn had ended. - kikumbob
I was trying to make my pixel pet kill another pixel pet in a pixel war but the power up looked stupid so I spent too long swearing that I couldnt win without looking like a numbskull and I wanted to crap so i did and i got a bit carried away and its happeniong again and doctor give me another pill please... - Wormo
C1-deleted-my-spacebar. - TheAbdBoy
I bet you I can make this shot blindfolded! - EvilWeevil
Error: C1 Deleted the internet - TheAbdBoy
I took some entheogens and my monitor turned into god. I stuck my hand into it and I felt myself filled with an indescribable orgasm for 15 seconds. That moment has changed my life forever. - SPAZ
A small japanese girl apeared out of nowhere and started staring at me, I tried to ignore her but I just couldn't take my eyes of her... Then she disapeared into a black clowd and I had lost my turn. - Simski
A flock of tentacles tried to rape me. - Simski
sorry was changing playlist ( :D ) - silver86
i ate tatar salad. - Pac-Man
I didn't fall. My worm is just ROFL because of your noobish performance. - Peltzi
LMAO!...No, I really did, help me look for it. :/ - EvilWeevil
Sry, I must count holes in cheese - M2
You have no proof!!! - kikumbob
Shit! Can we restart? I used the wrong team. - TheAbdBoy
I was trying to see if I could rope and masturbate at the same time. My hand is tired D: - TheAbdBoy
I have a fear of winning. - EvilWeevil
i opened my router. now my computer is full of worms - X-ZERO-X
He said we were playing only zooks, but he used his rope to get the crate. Cya retard - ShyGuy
OMG LOL ROFL - RunneR
O---('.'Q) <- LEWK! IT'S BOXING KIRBY! - AlphaWolf
im tryin to rope with zooks. - XD II
Those last 4 excuses were terrible. Sorry, it had to be said. - ShyGuy
I was playing with my Wii controller. I swear that the controls for this game is similar to jacking off. - TheAbdBoy
Nice Day To Die... i did it, what next? - X-ZERO-X
ZOMG! It's ZoGgEr!!! - RunT
I was busy thinking about Bobsleys sister. . . - xXxRaVeNxXx
A tunafish was trying to eat my keyboard - pOpZ
the space bar wasnt marked so I had a hard time finding it - guywithagiantkey
My sister started to sing and so my worms decided to suicide - pOpZ
gjkr gjre gj rakjgerkj awjkg kjg j argjak gjkrg aj e !!!!!!! - B!G B!LLY
So there I was thinking "Are there any good excuses that haven't been already used?" And then I realised I was going down the road of this excuse being the excuse so I like tossed my computer screen out the window. After which I realised I hadn't actually messed up yet. -.- - EvilWeevil
wh00ps... i ate my m0n17or :o - XD II
die, die, die. and when is it your time to do that? - Pac-Man
My BRAIN lagged. - Pac-Man
uh... that happened couze every american just burped, cuz they had all just drinked fanta and that made earth roll faster which made time also go faster and that distracted my roping. it couldnt be helped :l - XD II
All my worm are belong to water... - EvilWeevil
Just wait! my grandma is playing better on xbox 360. - Pac-Man
i used invisibility.... now i canot see my fingers :/ - B!G B!LLY
Gone Fishin'. - kikumbob
What? You told me this was a Shoppa! I've gone shopping! - Matty2
I'm using none-violent resistance. - Simski
Perfect, everything is going according to plan! - Simski
HOW DO I SHOT ROPE? - Simski
"Go Go Gadget Rope!" - DJ Canada
Thinking about "hirks hurks hacks?" i missed my turn - Pac-Man
It was Prof. Green, in the Billiard Room, with the Dagger - r1ot3r
My Doctor said I must commit suicide to succeed in life. - r1ot3r
The rope snapped. Oh well... that teaches me not to buy rope from IKEA again. - Matty2
Ya Lost Me Mango Man - Pac-Man
Spadge's behind you. - TheKax
HostingBuddy quit. - ThexDarksider
The screen is shaking. - ThexDarksider
I was trying to translate SPACEBAR in Chinese. - MilesPrower
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dammit abd i have 27!
[18.04.06 09:37 AM]
I've got 30 now X-D. I never knew I had good excuses.
[07.06.06 08:25 PM]
where are mine? they got 3 stars each
[04.03.07 10:02 AM]
where are mine? they got 5 stars each. no search-box up there?
[22.03.07 09:19 AM]
ctrl F3.
[22.03.07 05:20 PM]
lol I can't really find mine
[19.04.07 03:59 AM]
Ctrl+F type in your name and "Next"
[17.06.07 04:37 AM]
er... right like pioneers idea.
[17.06.07 04:37 AM]
Wow!
[13.02.08 12:23 PM]
Me got 3.
Rhyme.
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