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NOOOOO!!! THE PIXXELL! - ZoGgEr! My keyboard sucks! - DrazzleBoD My little brother bit off the F8 key! - Outlaw I never play Propers. (Much credit to my m8 Tony) - Outlaw Rope gives me Arthritis - Liberty I sneezed and it 'lubed up' the keyboard - Pickleworm House burned down and messed me up. - Pickleworm I was busy reading Pickleworm's excuses - Bloopy (heard this one yesterday) I suck so I'm gonna pratice bng on this map, you guys continue roping! - DrazzleBoD Please excuse my brother's roping. ...Uh I'm your neighbour and I can see your brother out the window mowing the lawn. - Bloopy This is the weirdest shoppa map I've ever seen - al2cane OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG I fell cause u made me - al2cane damn this map is scary on 640 - odo so much for tryin to play one handed - odo there was a little spider on my wall!! - odo I got bored with being 1337, I decided to practice falling believably. It's a lot harder. First to die wins gogogogo - al2cane I'm trying to eat dinner here... - ZoGgEr! I forgot to erm... brush my teeth. - Skel I just roped with some loser and I must have caught the n00b! - Outlaw Dave2k keeps throwing welsh sheep at me, breaking my concentration. - rz I never moved on the rope, the pixels came up to meet me! - Bloopy Any1 for a beer? - Plutonic my dog ate my keyboard =\ - sAmMyJ Sorry, what's the key to fire something from rope again? - ZoGgEr! Chute?!? - ZoGgEr! F7 // F8 // F9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - al2cane ....planned - HooBmAn SHIT....IM BEING HACKED (actually an excuse by Mre) - HooBmAn Shit my k/b isnt working when i type/rope... =( - JAMESBOND well sorry bout that.... i found out my k/b is rusty ! - JAMESBOND oh,i missed my turn,sorry i was playing worms - JAMESBOND I ate too much pie. - Skel Dont be lame nøøß! just cuz i *cough* own! :þ - JAMESBOND stupid enter - al2cane Im high :þ,weres my damn wørm again? & why are you hitting it with a pixel thing so i lose my turn somehow? - JAMESBOND I lost my brain 2 years ago in a roller coaster ride... does that explain alot dear friend? - JAMESBOND GRRRRRRRR,MwC members....you somehow used a secret trainer for mine sweepers inc. clan,s othat mine slipped its way upto me & *kabÔÖM!* i died..... you happy,ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JAMESBOND My pet donkey was licking the keyboard and then my fingers slipped on my turn - Bloopy Whats with this terrain? It trips you up. - Vegeta odo said this "my colors are inverted..." honestly, my screen is like that 24/7 i own with it :) - TheKomodo Sorry, but... Holly Valance just walked past my house naked, the whole street was looking, even the females ! - TheKomodo Sorry, your mum was laughing and its funny. - TheKomodo Leave me alone ! im having a bad hair day - TheKomodo This keyboard cursed me years ago after i murdered its brother with my l337 tappage MWUahHAHa - TheKomodo OK, ownage time !!! no honestly, IM TELLING THE TRUTH LAG LAG LAG OMFG LAG ! - TheKomodo Komodo said my mum was laughing and I cried so hard I couldn't rope - Bloopy Just reinstalled worms, forgot to change my resolution - Drazzle oops a piece of cake fall under my space bar! - ronaldinho heh! sister give me back the kb !!! - ronaldinho Sorry hands are busy, Pamela took control - Liberty Which one of you pressed my space bar!? - Lex STRATEGY! - Lex my monitor started laughing at me =( - Lex It was the pixel! I swear! - Lex Team17 coded WA like this: if(turn==Lex){wormfall++;} - Lex This map has too much terrain on it. - Omega whoops! I'm used to playing RRs - DarkOne the teacher was walking close to my desk, so I had to minimize! - Lex damn, my space key pressed itself - SupSuper when i knocked my keyboard against my dimwitted brother's head, it pressed space - SupSuper I'm too close to USA. - Lex I gave you a chance =) - Partack ? - SupSuper Only the intelligent suffer. - Lex [fiZix] Noober level... I'm out of here (after screwing up all his turns) - DarkOne hehehe .... worms..... - Omega Ha! I see a toe. Look at the toe! =D - Lex WA.EXE has called an invalid operation and will lose all turns - SupSuper I was watching TV when a guy got hit by a coconut.. I laughed so hard I fell off the chair while my worm was flying through the air! - Oinkness Damn, im being bit by these annoying mosquitoes! - OutOfOrder I have blu-tack on my hands and its making the keys stick together... - Omega I can't make fine roping while someone else is looking at me. Go away! - IceFriend I have learned never to trust my cat to rope for me while I am busy. - Lex I suddenly felt the urge to pick my nose - DarkOne i was busy making up excuses for when i fell, and i lost concentration - Omega I'm addicted to pain - Lex I'm used to playing Liero! - Lex MY FINGERS ARE MISSING!! AHHH!!! /me starts running around in circles - PhaZon i didnt know i have a pet gorilla who liked to eat spacebar-shaped cookies, hmmm - PhaZon aha! Its all going to plan... - Omega i had a stroke - CousCous22 my kb found a utility crate and became invisible when i wasnt lookin - PhaZon I'm not crazy, I'm an airplane! CRASH!!!!! - DarkOne I was just showing you how you shouldn't rope - DarkOne (used by M22xYugio1) Ahhh! Singing monkeys have invaded my head! Invasion! Invasion! Ahhhhhhhhhh! - CousCous22 i like decapitating worms - xBeeFCakEx The space bar growled at me and I got scared. =( - Lex got distracted by bright coloues on the erm ??? back of my hand.. Bloody ell too much 2 drink - addsy Are you suggesting I should have cowed you? I was the leader! - Lex I was going too fast; I forgot to breathe. - Lex bumping into the land like that is a small prize too pay for the mad speed I got - DarkOne I saw teflon use my excuse and I just couldn't carry on anymore - DarkOne I didnt want to hurt the poor little thing, it look so harmless - Flash just giving you a head start... you'll need it - DarkOne after seeing DarkOne see me use his exuse, i just couldn't carry on anymore =D - tEfLoN worms couldn't follow my moves and made up the part you saw... what actually happened: after 3 seconds the crate was collected and you lost 80 points by a well placed zook shot - DarkOne i was so fast on my kb that my worm couldnt keep up wit me - xBeeFCakEx Hey! This terrain is changing shape while i rope! - Omega I was too busy thinking of an excuse to rope correctly - DarkOne I was testing a roping bot I made while you were roping last turn. back to the drawing board, I guess... - DarkOne I'm training my worm to be a stunt worm... he still has much to learn - DarkOne Everythings moving - xBeeFCakEx I'm better at 4am - DarkOne ANuclearBombExplodedAndTheElectromagneticPulseShutdownMySpacebar!TheRestStillWorks - DarkOne my cat ran over my kb - Arcade the sun on my screen is still annoying - Arcade windows solitaire got jealous and turned off my space bar! it's ok now tho - Suspision I got destracted by a fiction of my imagination - Suspision I'm so evil it hurts - The Pixel Well, there was this racoon you see... - ReadMe I can't do EVERY turn right, can I? - DarkOne why don't YOU try roping with a chinese kb? - Suspision what I wouldn't give for opposable thumbs... - DarkOne My monkey bit me! - The Pope *at 4 am* damn! a salesman knocked at my door! - DarkOne i missed my turn bcoz the americans think i have some oil, and i was busy machine-gunning they're fighters that are bombing me. - NerV I was getting aroused by a shampoo commercial - CousCous22 i accidently slipped and broke all the bones in my hand so i can't rope very well now. - NerV my p.c couldnt have the resolution that was set in the worms2 game so the moniter exploded - NerV Y'argh, I got abducted by aliens for, um, 15 seconds... - ZoGgEr! too busy wondering if ZoGgEr!s aliens were from Zantar 25 as well - DarkOne some traditions never die - DarkOne whoops! got destracted by a shiny object! oooooo, shiiiiiiiiiny - Suspision worms crashed! but I logged in so fast you didn't even notice I was gone - Suspision [some communist] winning is for capitalist pigs, I'm playing for a draw - DarkOne I was attacked by a massive bleeding in my head! I spontaneously cured just now - DarkOne STOP LOOKING AT ME! - DarkOne look! a distraction! *falls* - DarkOne my CDrom drive spontaneously ejected my WA cd at 50 speed and cut of my head - Suspision the greek god Zeus suddenly appeared in my room and fired a bolt of lightning at my spacebar which made it not work. - NerV my space wasnt working... wait a minute isnt the "n" key the space bar? - xBeeFCakEx pffft....you call that a fall? - XenoX101 Woops, wrong game - XenoX101 You think your so good don't you... I'd like to see you spin off the wall and do a handstand on the ground - XenoX101 Bah! I don't care if you don't believe me, My worm has rabies dammit! - XenoX101 My other personality wanted me to lose so he let go of the rope - XenoX101 Whew, I just came back from another dimension which I got sucked into when my turn started - XenoX101 Well, someone had to do it! - XenoX101 I'm sorry, my worm doesn't speak english. - XenoX101 I recently got 2 hand transplants. They aren't working properly - XenoX101 I will never underestimate superstition again. - XenoX101 Ahh crap. Stupid cheap prosthetic finger... - Annelid I ran out of caffeine a while ago and my brain just realized I've been giving it a cheap brand of paint thinner for the past 3 hours. Please excuse me while i convulse freakishly. - Annelid BRB! POTTY TIME! - Annelid i cant wate to get rid of these pebles stuck to a board to a reel kb! - SEMISKROOD I was trying to rush it, cause I got a plane to catch. MOVE MOVE MOVE! - DarkOne i just got my finger trapped in my food processor. better rush off to the doctors. cya. - Conca My Leg got chewed off by a crazed Bikini Model - Swordgator there! now u at least have a chance to win. - Annelid whoops... jesus was tickling my neck. - Annelid <-- master of fall damage... fear me - DarkOne my rope is not as long as yours so i cant do tricks - xkillAx aaaugh! my ugly reflection on the monitor scared me! - rambo_6 There was a robbery yesterday and they stole my prized F8 key and my space bar!!! So ill jump... - C1 Sadam dropped biological weapons so I kinda missed my turm cuz I kinda, like, DIED - CousCous22 I was distracted while looking at CousCous lame excuses - C1 Its not my fault the game is lagging!!! Does anyone know why. I only have ICQ, MSN, 9053 porn and worms sites open, downloading ever map avalible online, KaZaA and on there im download 9 movies, installing worms world party, Worms 4D(shh its a secret) and pop ups keep minimizing worms :P - C1 *Hello. Im not in right now, so this is my answering machine instead. Please make your move after the tone. BEEP* - Omega I created a clone but it seemed i mixed up my proper with a NOOB!!! And so i let the n00b play since i thought he was a proper but he sucked. So for the record that wasnt me it was the n00b. OMG he just cowed. What kind of monster did i make...:'( - C1 NO! THE WINDOWS EVIL BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH APPEARED AND MADE ME LOOSE MY TURN! Damn Windows 98... - Evil Pixel just vote 5 for this one you hippy - Annelid ...and that was how my pappy lost the great tournament of '98. - Annelid there was a yellow pudding munky man who sent the corn pie potatoe to the elder fish stick who sent him on a quest to enter the butterfly's cave to retrieve the golden giraffe from within the grasp of the submarine like orange peel whom, upon entering the amorpheus atmosphere, found he could no longer inhale the corn filled beef wine glasses with the fliet mignon musical cheese forks - Annelid [DarkSanta] Pff, i am a hobo playing from library - what do you expect? - IceFriend I didn't mean to cow, the cookie just teleported onto my sb - Quasi Qubit QuasiQubit said the word 'cookie' and so I got hungry and got one. missed my turn =/ - DarkOne C1s declaration of armageddon upset my roping - DarkOne my horoscope warned me about this - DarkOne Warning: getropeError: Unable to open '' for reading. in /home/virtual/site35/fst/var/www/html/editprofile.php on line 69 - Meiapaul stop moving the roof! - Meiapaul my dog ate my keyboard! - mtlAngelus OMG a robber just stole my moniter. - BloodE Well ya see...there a perfectly good explanation for this.....it all starts when OMG THERES A RABID FERRET RIGHT BEHIND YOU*runs* - BloodE You call this an RR? It doesn't even have the word "Start" on it! - TheAbdBoy look at that behind you! its someone with a gun! (/me runs away) - Meiapaul Lesson of the day: Never attempt to boom race a proper... - TheAbdBoy If I would just stop pressing my space button alot, it wouldn't have poked my eye out... - TheAbdBoy I heard the intro music of Wingcommander so I had to fall to the ground, twitching and with foam in my mouth - DarkOne I was aroused by my lampshade - Thor I'm schizophrenic and started using a keyboard that was only there in my imagination - DarkOne What spilling rootbeer on your sb doesn't make it work faster? - Quasi Qubit oops! sorry, i was trying to kiss my elbow. do you know it's impossible? - Evil Pixel Sorry, I was busy writing proper excuses - Annelid Ever feel that's someones watching you? - TheAbdBoy AAAAAAAH!! Samara just came out of my TV!! - TheAbdBoy My keyboard is french, what do you expect? - Meiapaul Shhhhh!! I think I hear a pixel running away from the map - TheAbdBoy :insert the excuse you would believe most here: - mtlAngelus Oh my god! the pixels! they're jumping out of the screen, aarhhhhhhhhgggggggg theeyrs dsa killieng masdaeereeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeeee - Thor sorry... someone just crashed a buick into my house - Annelid i dont have a keyboard! - Dumazz ok, something really really bad happened here, and i can tell you, it wasn't me! - Evil Pixel /anon it was my fault, not [insert your name here]!!!! er... oh, wait, it didn't work... *whistle* - Evil Pixel My USB keyboard port got disconnected and I thought it was lag. - The Pope actually, i kicked your ass, but you were so drunk you didn't noticed. Btw, you seem really annoyed, hehe - Evil Pixel Hey! Look! Breasts! BRB! - The Pope my spacebar doesn't work anymore. oops! i mean, myspacebardoesn'tworkanymore. - Thor excuse - Evil Pixel I have lost the will to live and there-fore will not lie and I admit I am crap. PSYCHE! - The Pope Check the The Book Of (P)roper Excuses and pick one - Evil Pixel stop hypnotizing my worms =/ - DarkOne i saw a squirrel... - Evil Pixel Sun Tzu lesson 6: When strong appear weak, it's going just as I planned... *Q Evil Laugh* BWahahaha!!! - Turtle That's the last time I listen to ol' Ben Kenobi! Close my fuckin' eyes indeed... ...Bastard... - Turtle How come i keep hitting you with ninja rope and you dont die?! - Thor gaah damn poxel! (worms3 excuse) - Bloopy speed of light lag... i just couldn't see it any faster sorry - Bloopy gah so much screen lag on this old machine... next time i won't steal my computer from the museum - Bloopy normally i rope better than this... but how do u expect me to do any good when i'm not playing a bunch of newbs? - Bloopy my worm poked his eye out! - Dumazz why don't we have holy handgrenades???? - DarkOne no hablo inglés! - Evil Pixel Nobody's voting in the Fictoleague anymore, so I don't have to try anymore - DarkOne OUCH! i hurt my knee @ my desk cuz i was in a hurry on way back from kitchen with my cup of coffee - Arcade well it didn't look like a mine - Oreios I thought mine fuse was 3 secs! - Oreios I'm a cow doing what cows do best - cowing. Moo. - Oreios I was busy thinking of an excuse - Oreios you may be leading now, but just before the end, I'll do a spell so we switch health points! - DarkOne I'm trying to get some injuries, so I can sue Team17 for causing it - DarkOne wtf is afr? - n00bie The guy from PC world told me not to use my monitor as a punchbag... - Thor (P)ropers are so boring I fell asleep during my turn. - Quasi Qubit sooo u press f1 then tap space over and over? - Dumazz i ain't drunk!1!!1!!1!111 - TheAbdBoy joy to thw world, barneys dead - TheAbdBoy I was trying a new strategy: screwing up so bad that you would be incapable of playing on because of the massive laughter. is it working? - DarkOne Sorry, I was picking the Evil Pixel's Nose - TheAbdBoy Im trying to make safe roping..and first rule of safe ropers - you cant fall from the floor! - IceFriend my dog ate my spacebar... and my homework, too! - rambo_6 if I do too many great turns in a row, I explode. So I just screwed up on purpose to avoid that - DarkOne sorry, my gramma wanted to try playing for one turn - rambo_6 why are there bugs crawling all over my kb? - n00bie I accidentally dug an axe in my keyboard, because space failed a few games ago - DarkOne ooooh, so THAT's what spacebars do... - rambo_6 sorry, but i worship the almighty Ashphault god, and i had to give him a hug - rambo_6 sorry, i ran out of toilet paper so i used my keyboard - rambo_6 thats a negative on that orbit trajectory - rambo_6 sorry, i was polishing the spacebar a bit too hard - kamikazee roper?!? i thought this was BnG!!! - rambo_6 don't worry, my worm took diving lessons - rambo_6 im not a n00b im a...... *runs away* - kamikazee Undo move! Undo move! - rambo_6 Leno is on... must...continue...roping... - n00bie Too much sugar. - Lyndon Oh sorry I was busy adding excuses on BTP... - BloodE Ihadadreamyesterdaythatthespacebarwouldkillmeifipusheditagainthereforeican'trope - n00bie why do you guys keep saying that i use mad cows well, there are none here and i just used a bazooka - n00bie I had to throw my monitor out the window because someone was trying to get in my house. - SPAZ My dog ate the keyboard - Blinx There wasn't a socket for the monitor plug so i went round to my neighbor's house and plugged in there. I then got one of those nifty rare 400m monitor extension cables and plugged connected the computer in my bedroom to the monitor in my neighbor's study. I then set up a series of mirrors that led out of my bedroom, down the stairs, through the door, down the driveway, up my neighbor's garden path and then a really cool convex lens that bent round into the upstairs window so that i could see the monitor from my bedroom. The reason that i lost control halfway through my roping was because a flock of Robins started diving at the mirrors because they were reflecting images of my roping worms everywhere. It was a good attempt though and I've also just noticed that socket expansion set next to the computer... - kikumbob Sorry, I'm busy playing WA - TheAbdBoy im skitzofrenic so the pixel came out of the screen and started following me around and i got scared - Thor My GL generator was hooked up backwards. :( - Quasi Qubit My worm is related to the ground. - Blinx My glass eye feel out! - The Pope OMG! They killed Kenny! You Bastards!! - Evil Pixel My worm's wife left him today and so he ended up looking down to the bottom of a Bud. Today he woke up with a hangover. As you can see he hasn't quite recovered fully from his divorce or the alcohol or the zook you hit him with last turn. Shame on you. Shooting a worm when it's down. Disgrace! - The Pope Sorry, sisters! You can't control them. Hey!? Is that my worm with 1 health? Crap! - The Pope The One ring corrupted my worm. - Blinx I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get on the computer. Give me some slack! - Blinx GO PIKACHU!!!! WAIT THIS ISN'T POKEMON!?!?!? - Blinx Errr...look over there! *runs* - Blinx I was buisy trying to comprehend the meaning of life - CousCous022 Don't blame me, / didn't do it! - CousCous022 I thought you were dead!! - TheAbdBoy Space!! wait a sec, i changed the controls. ALT!! - TheAbdBoy When i press F8, my computer reboots. - DeathBringer Bungee in a gun? No? Oooops - The Pope My worm didn't fall, the rest of the world moved up. Honestly. - tundraH The window cleaner was looking at my worms as though I was mad and he put me off... - SPAZ but i sunk an enemy worm! (says when killed 5 team mates) - DeathBringer must obey hypnotoad... - XxPYROxX meh. I haev become a Budhist and don't believe in posessions and so I'm going to chuck this PC out of the window. - The Pope Obey teh dodo! i won didnt I? - The Pope ummm i suck ass. - Jimbo Oh, was it a rope, I thought it was a huge dick! - Jackbob u win again gravity!!!! - XxPYRO!xX I let go of the rope because I heard it was made of Pube Hair. - The Pope I have given up on rope. I'm gonna use a broomstick now. - The Pope i saw this amazing excuse on blamethepixel so i crashed deliberatly to use it. But i cant remember it now. :( - Jay Can u SHUT UP? Im trying to think of a goddamn excuse here!!!>:( - xRRHxScaroow ::P::I::X::E::L::S:: ::R:: ::F::U::C::K::I::N::G:: ::E::V::E::R::Y::W::H::E::R::E:: ::W::O::U::L::D:: ::S::O::M::E::1:: ::P::L::I::Z:: ::B::L::A::M::E:: ::T::H::E:: ::F::U::C::K::I::N::G:: ::P::I::X::E::L::!::!::!:: ::T::H::I::S:: ::I::S:: ::F::U::C::K::I::N::G:: ::G::A::Y::!::!::!:: - Purewormowns mother fokin blackouits - Purewormowns well my worms was on heroin and they though that the CLOUDs were ROOFS wtf - Purewormowns WAKE UP!! NOOB!! ....... or is it my turn???? - Purewormowns The Pope fell over and cut off my ADSL - Bloopy oops i r have being remove me cookie from teh floppy drive - Bloopy The toilet plunger stuck to my forehead was distracting me - Bloopy Cletus, don't touch my keyboard, no Cletus NO! BAD REDNECK! - Bloopy left hand:playin game cube-------------right hand:writin home work-------------mouth: eatin popcorns--------ears: listening to metallica-------nose: smelling farts from somewhere--------eyes: lookin at the tv --------- brain : my turn??? wtf - Purewormowns i do need pentium 2 or better - Purewormowns pos! (check the btp dictionary to see what it is) - TheAbdBoy Oh yes, lets all make fun of the CRIPPLE! I'de like to see u shadow using nothing but your forehead!!! - OPTiSSiMUS One must go 2 the bathroom two relese the tension..arr thats better - xXNeBoShXx there wass a evil litle pixel in the way - the sCorPion i tested the mud to see if it was soft enogh - the sCorPion i got another dancing naked woman virus! - XxfuzzballxX *cough*noob*cough* hu w8 that was me ,,|,,(*_*),,|,, - XxfuzzballxX all my excuses r too lame so i wont bother..... - Purewormowns ok theres a pixel floating about and i crashed into it ! ouch!!! - Purewormowns The worms made me horny... Those little pink wieners! - SPAZ No, no, no. That's just an optical illusion. - Dingbats HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Ya' missed ya' turn! OH SHIT THAT WAZ ME! - Matt my,space,bar,is,broken,so,i,cant,rope,right - Knifa Why worms get damage for fall and not for hit your head while in rope? Why in proper weapons go to underwater and worms no? Why I always lose? - Kosonome gtg my wife is on heat - SMACK After much roping on this map, the top of the border is wearing away with rope shots. - The Pope *changes subject* "Did you know that a pixel is made up of 500, 000 atoms?" - SPAZ My grandma commented on my hair style and said it looked like wolverine's from x-men and I had several thoughts which distracted me for a whole 15 seconds. Here were my thoughts: Why was my granny watching x-men? She didn't have her glasses on. She could of fancied wolverine and then got horny for me. Then my turn was over. - SPAZ My doctor says that too much winning is bad for my system - Thor I'm a hairy beast - Dingbats too busy feeding the worms.... - littlemuse There was a MySQL error. - Dingbats i was hitting SPAZ for his crap excuse below this one! - XxfuzzballxX Marry Christmas all! =) =) =) And happy new, OH is it my turn?? - xRRHxScaroow agh!thedamnspacebuttonisstuck! - Striker my dog ate my homework so i ate him. now i have indegestion - psymon No Michael Jackson im trying to rope >_< - xl2atx /anom U R ALL CHEATERS **** oh sh*t i spelt anon wrong didnt I? ..... - Docta_Shade Sorry, I just thought I'd let my worm get a little exercise by skipping. Skipping is very good exercise. Remember to always have your worms skip for 15 seconds everyday. If your having problem remembering how long, skip in a Proper. Your worms will thank you for it! - Glenn What? Oh, my house is burning down. ... Yes, I'm still in it, I must have at least 3 minutes before I suffocate from carbon dioxide poisoning. So come on, get a move on, today is a good day to die! - Glenn adfuhai;eghi;ahufjukjdafjdghaikfgadfjkghnSTOP THAT BROTHElksdifao;fdiahIOR idfo;audso;i!!!!!!ospghj Sorry, my brother wants to play Bob the Builder - xSKATEx So you can fire the rope again in mid-air???? Why don't people tell me these things... - Snipper I... I was just trying to... *connection lost* - Zippy "Particle Man, Particle Man, does whatever a particle can. What's he like, it's not important.. Particle Man. Is he a duck, or is he a speck? And when underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows... Particle Man' -They Might Be Giants 'Particle Man' - Glenn I got so pissed that I hit my computer stand and it broke inward, so all the items slid down and clamped my nuts... - Zippy [pro]: gl hf [me]:DON;'T INSULT MY INTELIGENCE *switches off computer* - SPAZ Officer, I swear it wasn't my fault. I'm telling you, I was doing 30 in a 35 zone, when suddenly a wall uncourteusly pulled out in front of me. He then proceded to stop directly in my path, causing a crash. See, you should be ticketing him instead of me. - Glenn How do I play? - Matrix FRIDAY THE 13TH today. It's Bad luck day. I also Broke a mirror, walked under a ladder, put new shoes on the table, opened an umbrella in the house, black cat crossed my path and.... shamed the devil so... ya know... - SPAZ Proper is gay, don't play it, it deforms your penis. - RPharazon sry, i was playing wiht my optical mouse. oh the colours it makes - HarrY You see... i have a cordless keyboard and so my spacebar reacts like 10 seconds to late - The candy Man i saw a toenail :D - TikkiGod FFS I Kicked my ingrown toenail again! *falls off rope soon after* - FutureWarrior you know, you just cant tell when there is a splinter on these downloaded proper maps where your worm can have a stubbed toe on... - matrix_online My life is flashing before my monitor - BloodE Gee... maybe I should try Final Fantasy instead... - Glenn Away Message for 'Blinx': Solving World Hunger (Busy) - Blinx So proper doesn't mean "Propel Rope Obesely Pinging off Every Rock"? - Thor I swear, the adhesive on the end of my rope is coming off! - matrix_online OH FUCK!! MY NOSE IS BLEEDING!!!! - DeathBringer MOM, FOR THE LAST TIME.. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER! - bagz I'm on a plane using one of those wireless dealies and we encountered turbulence for 15 seconds! - RPharazon Message pops up while play worms: "Sorry your keyboard cannot be found, press F1 to retry or press F2 to abort." - SPAZ OSOD! OSOD! ORANGE SCREEN OF DEATH MAN! ARG! - MrrLL ::opens dik drive:: Ohh.... thats where my pop-tart went to....... - xSKATEx Ninja ropes: 20$...Parachutes: 10$... Membership proving ur not a noob: 50$... Falling on ur ass in less than 10 seconds of the game: priceless... there are somethings u cant buy, but for everything else, theres BTP card - xXBioFusionXx oh crap! theres goes my sandwich all over the keyboard! - pathetic_runt Damn 32760x32600 propers... - EvilWeevil *right before opponent attacks* HOLD ON! im calling my worm's health insurance office! WHAT?! THE LINE'S BUSY?!*BOOM* ....... to late - jakl my girlfriend jumped on me and kissed the daylight out of me - xXBioFusionXx I fell after you did, so you wouldn't feel left out - Zippy Urgh, My worm shouldnt have ate that dirt cookie - MrrLL "Brb, mums coming so i gotta hide all teh pr0n" - XxfuzzballxX ok noobs, i mean players. to activate the superspeed cheat, u press alt and f4... - xInsanityx someone told me to press F12 twice, then hit space. - VisioN I went to the toilet for a piss, then the toilet grabbed my penis and said "NEVER piss in here again! I'm TIRED OF IT!". Then I had a long conversation with the toilet and my toilet banned me so i can't piss anymore! Now you know how do i feel... ah damn haven't pissed for 5 days!!!! - xEViLxCAtx i am actually really, really good, I am top in nation , i just dont feel like playing with you n00bs, ur not worthy of witnessing my superior skillz - xSKATEx Did I Just Win? - Runt Computer: $800. DSL Connection: $30. Worms: $10. Getting the hell beat out of you online and off: priceless. - Glenn i am far-sighted. if i move 5 metres back, i can see perfectly, i cant reach the keyboard. so there i sat staring at the grim massacre of my worms, helplessly unable to move due to my eyeball malfunction... - xInsanityx Just checking if u forgot the border! - xShutdownx I'm making an advert for pampers! - xShutdownx while i was roping: the tv started flashing, and oozing out water, te phone rang and the dude said 7 dayz, i started to nosebleed (though i took no notice), i choked on string, a horse chased me, my tree went on fire, i fell in a well, a dudette climbed out of my tv and i was dead in 7 days. this is the reason why i my worm makes sudden jerks on the rope and fall off. also i have no idea how i typed this up if i am dead? - xInsanityx Gravity Test! (*OW!*) Check..... - Glenn You think I lack skills? Well I've got news for you! I HAVE NO SKILLS!!! - Glenn It, it wasn't my fault. I, I had a flat tire, the nearest gas station was 100 miles away, then the car got stolen, an, an old friend rode into town, there was an avalanche, a hurricane, massive earthquakes and eruptions, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! - Glenn whoa! my worm was falling then suddenly a red and blue-ish figure came and my worms was on the ground safe! there was a note saying: your friendly neighbour spider-man! - xInsanityx I was strolling through the park one daaaaaay, In the merry merry month of Maaaaaay, I was taken by surpriiiiiise, By a Holy Hand Greniiiiiide, whilst strolling through the park one (Hallelujah!! *BOOM!*) - Glenn I was soaring through the air, with the greatest of ease, and then there was this wall... - Glenn Oh you mean worms CAN'T swim!? - Khuzad error:"spacebar.buffer_overflow" - Muhaha TWF YOUR WORM IS WALKING BACKWORDS *passes out* ~2 minutes later~ Hey what happened? I won? LOL - SPAZ Someone replaced my contact cleaner fluid with glue, so now I can't shut my eyes. They're all dried up now, and I can't see very well. - Glenn yay - Dingbats Well, as soon as my turn ended, I sprinted to the kitchen to make a ham and cheese sandwich. Well, everything went allright, and as I was nearing my computer, my turn came up. Then I tripped, and the plate and ham sandwich crashed through my monitor. It took me exactly... 15 seconds to fix the monitor so I could play again. And it took me another 30 to type this explination out for you. - Glenn i was minimized and didnt knew i even ran w:a, got into ag, hosted a proper and started a game. - DeathBringer Answering Machine: Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, due to the fact that I'm getting pwned on wormnet. Please leave a message at the sound of the anguished cry. AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!! - Glenn *hears Teletubbies song* OMB MY FAVORITE SHOW!!!!!1 *runs to look and comes back* it was a commercial :( *Out of time!* - xEViLxCAtx So this wasn't a recording ? - Falkra By falling last time, i won a 100$ bet! - DeathBringer I was sure that this crazy glue would hold me... - DJ Canada I was seeing how many times I can hit my worm against the wall before it got brain damage. - C1 I'm so l33t I gave you a heart attack which caused your pace-maker to send high frequency electrical pulses through my modem, thus crashing my l33t machine. Damn j00. - SPAZ RIP spacebar - Muhaha What? No "hit the ground before attack" rule? ... ooops... - Muhaha I cloudnt find spacebar. - Muhaha Haha.. now Im last! - Muhaha Very basic chat, no webcam support, and what are those cartoons down there ??? - Falkra 0mFg n00 my l3et is wearing off, losing smarts.. me get mor.. dumer...smarts goo bie bie.. - Zippy I saw that on Jackass last night... - Glenn Mcafee accidentally thought Worms Armageddon was a virus. :P - Sonicrazy Did you just see that? My worm defied the laws of gravity! He was on the ground and he fell! - SPAZ Did you know my worm is competeing in the men's diving event in the Olympics? He was practicing his dive for the Olymipics just now. - TheAbdBoy I was SO EXCITED THAT IT WAS MY GO and i wet myself and missed my turn - M-A-S-T-A I have absolutley no idea what I'm doing here. - kikumbob Sorry, I was off bidding on "leet skills" in the auction. - DJ Canada Someone stole my rope! - SPAZ Well now you know why nobody wants to play me. - SPAZ THERES BUTTER ON MY FACE!!! - Kill The Cow n00b+worm+rope=disaster - PsychoFreak So many n00bs. So little time.... - PsychoFreak I'm not falling. I'm flying with style! - PsychoFreak Its really difficult to win and sooo easy to lose, you should try it sometime! - kikumbob zogger tried to shoot me when I asked him if he wanted on of my pies.. - kikumbob Myspacebarisbroken.... - PsychoFreak I lost my head! No really it's rolling along the floor right now. - Swordgator I apologize if I suddenly stop in the middle of a turn, I've got Alzeheimer's... HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS!?!??! - Glenn RAAR! *breaks keyboard in half* - Sonicrazy It wasnt my fault! You kept launching those horrible weapons at my worms! - kikumbob My lags accidentally stopped and i've just couldn't adapt to the gravity rules. - DeathBringer If you are not 100% irony compliant, please disregard the last turn. - Glenn We have met the enemy, and it is us. - Glenn I play better when people aren't looking at me. I swear! - PsychoFreak I forgot to change the resolution, it's about 3000x3000 now... microworms. - DeathBringer Some dude hacked into...my leg and it really hurts! - kikumbob I wanted a challenge, so I turned my monitor upside-down. - BoogaTech I never gave him a clearance to land :/ - Thnikkaman hole in one, HOLE IN ONE!!!!... uh... what are you playing? - jonathan i'm being paid to do this - jonathan It's because you touch yourself at night. - TheAbdBoy i can't afford a mouse - Khuzad oh damn see thats what eatingf mcdonalds does 2 u - insanitoon this is hard to play on linux!!! - jonathan i called my worm a lazy good for nothing and he got pissed off and is trying to make me lose - Roy didnt i say i was going to play this game blindfolded, hopping on one leg whilst having my hands tied round my back and trying to cook my dinner? - kikumbob someone told me that a bottle of martini helps you to play worms - kikumbob The more I fuck up, the more surprised you'll be when I win. - Indi Sorry, I just got pregnant, it kind of distracted me. - Indi I was trying out my new invention. By connecting this ere lead to the computer graphics card and this other lead to the CPU, I can tramsmit the information of pain through this wire and into my brain. It worked, the problem was that my worm broke both its hands when you shot it first. Then it died and exploded itself. I was flung backwards into the opposite wall. Next time, I wont use that. - kikumbob I'm French - Indi I couldnt use the rope because of a viratical uncalulated impatuity which made the extramal sophisticatedly combust into a sceptical .gr tag, which meant I missed the piece of land and my worm fell - kikumbob My music stopped for 15 seconds, I can't play without music - Runt I tried to get my worm to do one of those 360 degrees triple backflips ending in a smart landing on two legs. It didnt work, espeically the ending. - kikumbob uhm... I like... forgot to win? - Dingbats Sorry, my worm has vertigo... - Glenn Oh thats was a mine. I thought it was a roper landing pad... - kikumbob who the fuck are you, thinking you can judge him like that, hes just a poor defensless worm... unless of course your talking to me, are you talking to me, cuz if you are ima gonna hafta open ups can of wo--- shit i missed my turn... *mashes hands on keyboard* - split omg hitler wins!??NOOOOOOO - insanitoon All the buttons in my keyboard jumped out and ran away. - EvilWeevil My brother ran in and jammed his thumb up my ass. - IcePacks The Rock came and took my worms world party cd, dusted it off, put it sideways, and stuck it straight up my candy ass. By the time i got it out my turn had ended. - YourFreakinHero I had to have an even number on WhatPulse - split Worms is for geeks with no life. Now, chess! Thats riveting, that is! - kikumbob dam...This worms game is hard to steer!!! - bitle Akuryou13 asked me to make a decent excuse. - TheAbdBoy 50 Cent wanted to take me to the Candy Shop - TheAbdBoy I picked my worm up from the mental institution and i guess he forgot worms cant fly. its very sad you know. - ShootMe The worm was drunk - Silvercan Bleh... i didn't like that worm anyway... - Error404 OMG, why did you put 15 seconds and health crates in a shopper! - Pioneer322 I can only make up good excuses in game situation. - TheAbdBoy There was a fly on my screen, and I made a swipe at it with my flyswat. Sadly, it moved just in time, and I swatted my worm instead. - EvilWeevil tada! :D - Pioneer322 Sorry bout that but my finger is currently up my nostril - Tha Roper i was making a sandwich - billynizzle What's a worm? - Simski I was hungry... I had no food at home... so I ate my hand... didn't realise how hard it was to push the spacebutton with my left hand. - Simski Therewasakeyboardkeyeatiingmonsterandheissofullsohecanonlyeat2keys.Heatemyf8andmyspacebar - Sal0k1n The crate had a sticker with "Do Not Open Till Xmas" written on it - Runt My excuse was a guy named Philicko, he is a keyboard stealer. I bought a new one like 3 weeks ago and then he went and stole my keyboard. Luckily, he dropped a map to his keyboard-stealing factory lair. There, I saw a pile of keyboards EVERYWHERE!! Then, Philicko found me and said "once i steal all of the keyboards, i will rule all of WWP!!! *sinster laugh* So, i grabbed one of the keyboards and use my roping skills on him. (he was a lag so this took a LONG time) He lost. He exploded. I took the best keyboard i could find. I returned all of the keyboards. I went home. I ate a sandwich. I took a s**t on the "throne". I back on the comp. The game ended. - Sal0k1n I was using one of those plug-and-play steering wheels - kikumbob Some punk tied my worms shoe-laces together. - ShyGuy So that's what this white flag thingy does! - JT673 The brownies would've burned... - Spleet The only reason I' m playing this game is to get rid of my anger which came from the fact that Spider-Man did not appear in the Ultimate Showdown. - TheAbdBoy I got really annoyed because kikumbob used the same excuse twice and got 5 stars both times so I shot him. Violence is the way to go people! - EvilWeevil I got really annoyed because EvilWeevil claims I used the same excuse twice, but infact I accidently deleted it and had to type it out again so I got up, pulled the bullet out of my chest and through it back at him. It got lodged in his brain. recent attempts to take it out have resulted in the collapsing of his head...which is why I lost? - kikumbob you call me cow? I call you pig and i will call you duck.. - Sal0k1n Why? Tune in next time to find out - HomingPigeon Sorry, I was wearing boxing gloves.. - Sal0k1n I was told we could use Pokemon in the game. I'm trying to capture your worm. - TheAbdBoy The computer was in my way dammit! - kikumbob It looks like another one of my inventions has just backfired. I had finally finished my creation of Hyper-dense milk, packed ten cartons in the fridge and poured out a bit for me to taste whilst I played worms. Imagine the scene: The glass of hyper-dense milk, unstable as it is, suddenly explodes out of the glass and goes everywhere. I suddenly relise that this milk can only be in a hyper-dense state for a short amount of time and do a Mission impossible run over to my fridge. I get there just in time to see the metal buckle outwards. Swearing, I tun like hell down our very narrow, very long coridor as the fridge explodes like a detonater and milk fills the corridor, smashing down towards me at a horrible pace. I run as fast as I can and them jump for my life as it slams into my back, throwing me through the window and on to a conveniently placed bouncy castle where my neighbor's son was having his tenth party. The milk bashes down one of the walls of my house and soaking everything. By the time I had cleaned up everything, rebuilt the wall and bought a new fridge and milk glass, my turn had ended. - kikumbob I was trying to make my pixel pet kill another pixel pet in a pixel war but the power up looked stupid so I spent too long swearing that I couldnt win without looking like a numbskull and I wanted to crap so i did and i got a bit carried away and its happeniong again and doctor give me another pill please... - Wormo C1-deleted-my-spacebar. - TheAbdBoy I bet you I can make this shot blindfolded! - EvilWeevil Error: C1 Deleted the internet - TheAbdBoy I took some entheogens and my monitor turned into god. I stuck my hand into it and I felt myself filled with an indescribable orgasm for 15 seconds. That moment has changed my life forever. - SPAZ A small japanese girl apeared out of nowhere and started staring at me, I tried to ignore her but I just couldn't take my eyes of her... Then she disapeared into a black clowd and I had lost my turn. - Simski A flock of tentacles tried to rape me. - Simski sorry was changing playlist ( :D ) - silver86 i ate tatar salad. - Pac-Man I didn't fall. My worm is just ROFL because of your noobish performance. - Peltzi LMAO!...No, I really did, help me look for it. :/ - EvilWeevil Sry, I must count holes in cheese - M2 You have no proof!!! - kikumbob Shit! Can we restart? I used the wrong team. - TheAbdBoy I was trying to see if I could rope and masturbate at the same time. My hand is tired D: - TheAbdBoy I have a fear of winning. - EvilWeevil i opened my router. now my computer is full of worms - X-ZERO-X He said we were playing only zooks, but he used his rope to get the crate. Cya retard - ShyGuy OMG LOL ROFL - RunneR O---('.'Q) <- LEWK! IT'S BOXING KIRBY! - AlphaWolf im tryin to rope with zooks. - XD II Those last 4 excuses were terrible. Sorry, it had to be said. - ShyGuy I was playing with my Wii controller. I swear that the controls for this game is similar to jacking off. - TheAbdBoy Nice Day To Die... i did it, what next? - X-ZERO-X ZOMG! It's ZoGgEr!!! - RunT I was busy thinking about Bobsleys sister. . . - xXxRaVeNxXx A tunafish was trying to eat my keyboard - pOpZ the space bar wasnt marked so I had a hard time finding it - guywithagiantkey My sister started to sing and so my worms decided to suicide - pOpZ gjkr gjre gj rakjgerkj awjkg kjg j argjak gjkrg aj e !!!!!!! - B!G B!LLY So there I was thinking "Are there any good excuses that haven't been already used?" And then I realised I was going down the road of this excuse being the excuse so I like tossed my computer screen out the window. After which I realised I hadn't actually messed up yet. -.- - EvilWeevil wh00ps... i ate my m0n17or :o - XD II die, die, die. and when is it your time to do that? - Pac-Man My BRAIN lagged. - Pac-Man uh... that happened couze every american just burped, cuz they had all just drinked fanta and that made earth roll faster which made time also go faster and that distracted my roping. it couldnt be helped :l - XD II All my worm are belong to water... - EvilWeevil Just wait! my grandma is playing better on xbox 360. - Pac-Man i used invisibility.... now i canot see my fingers :/ - B!G B!LLY Gone Fishin'. - kikumbob What? You told me this was a Shoppa! I've gone shopping! - Matty2 I'm using none-violent resistance. - Simski Perfect, everything is going according to plan! - Simski HOW DO I SHOT ROPE? - Simski "Go Go Gadget Rope!" - DJ Canada Thinking about "hirks hurks hacks?" i missed my turn - Pac-Man It was Prof. Green, in the Billiard Room, with the Dagger - r1ot3r My Doctor said I must commit suicide to succeed in life. - r1ot3r The rope snapped. Oh well... that teaches me not to buy rope from IKEA again. - Matty2 Ya Lost Me Mango Man - Pac-Man Spadge's behind you. - TheKax HostingBuddy quit. - ThexDarksider The screen is shaking. - ThexDarksider I was trying to translate SPACEBAR in Chinese. - MilesPrower
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dammit abd i have 27!
[18.04.06 09:37 AM]
I've got 30 now X-D. I never knew I had good excuses.
[07.06.06 08:25 PM]
where are mine? they got 3 stars each
[04.03.07 10:02 AM]
where are mine? they got 5 stars each. no search-box up there?
[22.03.07 09:19 AM]
ctrl F3.
[22.03.07 05:20 PM]
lol I can't really find mine
[19.04.07 03:59 AM]
Ctrl+F type in your name and "Next"
[17.06.07 04:37 AM]
er... right like pioneers idea.
[17.06.07 04:37 AM]
Wow!
[13.02.08 12:23 PM]
Me got 3.
Rhyme.
[23.02.08 10:12 AM]